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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.
“What screws us up the most in life is the picture in our head of what it's supposed to be.”

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(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

Sprinkle him with holy water while he sleeps, and watch the reaction.

It's the only way to be sure.
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(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

For atheist you need to fondle both testicles. It's like tuning in the radio.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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(December 5, 2018 at 6:49 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

For atheist you need to fondle both testicles. It's like tuning in the radio.

That almost invariably causes the monopole antenna to rise.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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You are nearly 52 years old. Flush your fucking poo. Stand at the toilet and continue flushing (possibly using a plunger if necessary) until all of your poo goes down. I cook your meals and I do your laundry, but I am not your god damned poo flusher
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Words to live by ^^^
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

Wiser words were never spoken. 
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poo flusher Big Grin
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Make him poo at the nearest gas station/convenient store. 

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Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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Cijs- aijbh

If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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CIJS, life is precious. Live it well, and live it with happiness.
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