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Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm
CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
December 5, 2018 at 6:25 pm
(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

Sprinkle him with holy water while he sleeps, and watch the reaction.

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
December 5, 2018 at 6:49 pm
(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

For atheist you need to fondle both testicles. It's like tuning in the radio.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
December 5, 2018 at 8:20 pm
(December 5, 2018 at 6:49 pm)wyzas Wrote:
(December 5, 2018 at 3:50 pm)mlmooney89 Wrote: CIJS my catholic husband has been getting closer to sounding agnostic. In the long run it doesn't matter but I'm secretly getting excited.

For atheist you need to fondle both testicles. It's like tuning in the radio.

That almost invariably causes the monopole antenna to rise.
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 5, 2019 at 7:09 pm
You are nearly 52 years old. Flush your fucking poo. Stand at the toilet and continue flushing (possibly using a plunger if necessary) until all of your poo goes down. I cook your meals and I do your laundry, but I am not your god damned poo flusher
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 5, 2019 at 8:21 pm
Words to live by ^^^
Nay_Sayer: “Nothing is impossible if you dream big enough, or in this case, nothing is impossible if you use a barrel of KY Jelly and a miniature horse.”

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 5, 2019 at 8:52 pm
poo flusher Big Grin
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 5, 2019 at 10:28 pm
Make him poo at the nearest gas station/convenient store. 

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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 12, 2019 at 6:57 am
Cijs- aijbh

If I wanted your opinion, I would have asked for it
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RE: Can I just say, and I'm just being honest...
March 20, 2019 at 2:46 pm
CIJS, life is precious. Live it well, and live it with happiness.
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