Get off my fucking lawn!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
You're not the boss of me!
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Get off my fucking lawn!!
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 14, 2016 at 10:53 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Relax, we're all friends..... Mama knows..… Hold on. I'm going to need some gloves. (By some gloves I mean sharpen my teeth)
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
(June 14, 2016 at 11:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:Who told?(June 14, 2016 at 10:50 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Mama! I need to go for a wee!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 14, 2016 at 11:52 pm)ignoramus Wrote:(June 14, 2016 at 11:02 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Remember to wash the tweezers first.Who told? SC Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
We have a rule in the house. Whoever is closer, gets things for the other person.
Also no-one wants to upset our "precious" chocolate oriental when he's sleeping on someone. So I strategically wait till the SWMBO gets up to get something from the kitchen or I'll encourage the cat to come and sit on my lap and then I'll casually say: Love, if you're near the fridge, can I please have an ice cream and my open diet coke please, the cat's asleep on my lap. I'll get up if you want me to? Also some lollies from the cupboard, ta. Been sucking her in for 30 years now!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 15, 2016 at 12:01 am)ignoramus Wrote: We have a rule in the house. Whoever is closer, gets things for the other person. Either the cat's very old or it's stuffed. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
He he.... Nah, third cat.
Mavros, chichi and hachi bubba. I turned her into a cat person. Now she's a bigger sucker than I am! (Mind you, I'm the one who carries him to the kitchen sink, pour him a glass of water so he can have a drink while I hold it up for him and then carry him to bed every night).. Hhmmmm, maybe I'm the sucker after all)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (June 15, 2016 at 12:38 am)ignoramus Wrote: He he.... Nah, third cat. One of the abandoned cats that I've adopted insists on me filling the sink in the bathroom with water so she can have a drink. She also sleeps in the bath... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (June 14, 2016 at 10:38 pm)Losty Wrote: I have this weird issue where if someone tells just tells me to do something I do it without thinking. I'm trying to get out of that habit. My sisters find it hilarious, they will hold out random stuff and say "hold this" and laugh when I do it. Gimmie a hug
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