Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: January 22, 2025, 11:52 am

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Hi!
#31
RE: Hi!
A few years ago I invented the 'Ultimate All day Breakfast' at a pub I was working at.
Scrambled egg, two pork chippolatas, one lamb chop, two bacon rashers, grilled parmesan cheese and parsley Roma tomatoes, butter fried field mushrooms, baked beans and grilled Turkish bread.

One day a busload of Senior Citizens stopped off in the middle of a busy lunch and I got twenty orders for it, all with poached eggs of different levels.
Next menu change I got rid of the fucking thing.
Reply
#32
RE: Hi!
Oh gawds now I'm hungry again
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#33
RE: Hi!
(July 11, 2016 at 2:47 am)Losty Wrote: Oooh I love mushrooms.

One of the tastiest foods ever.

The non-psychedelic kind is pretty nice too.

Joke.
Reply
#34
RE: Hi!
(July 11, 2016 at 3:24 am)Losty Wrote: Oh gawds now I'm hungry again

Mwahahaha!

My evil plan has worked!
Reply
#35
RE: Hi!
(July 11, 2016 at 3:19 am)Little lunch Wrote: A few years ago I invented the 'Ultimate All day Breakfast' at a pub I was working at.
Scrambled egg, two pork chippolatas, one lamb chop, two bacon rashers, grilled parmesan cheese and parsley Roma tomatoes, butter fried field mushrooms, baked beans and grilled Turkish bread.

One day a busload of Senior Citizens stopped off in the middle of a busy lunch and I got twenty orders for it, all with poached eggs of different levels.
Next menu change I got rid of the fucking thing.

$20?
$15 for the wrinklies?

I can imagine it being a bit of work making 20 of the bastards! (in an hour!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
#36
RE: Hi!
Yeah, it's common for busloads of oldies to just drop in without reservations at ten minutes to closing time and take half an hour to order.
They all want a discount and the bus driver wants his for free for bringing us business.
Reply
#37
RE: Hi!
(July 11, 2016 at 3:36 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(July 11, 2016 at 2:47 am)Losty Wrote: Oooh I love mushrooms.

One of the tastiest foods ever.

The non-psychedelic kind is pretty nice too.

Joke.

Here's a tip for taking psychedelic mushrooms. Eat them whole.
If the trip comes on too strong you can spew up the rest without full effect.
Where I come from you just wait for rain, go to a cow paddock and pick them straight out of the cowshit.
If it's in the sun you get gold tops.
If it's in the shade you get blue meanies. They're are lot stronger.
Incidentally, I've never made more of a fool of myself then on these. :-)
Reply
#38
RE: Hi!
Eating mushrooms from cow shit. Yummy. Undecided
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
#39
RE: Hi!
Dodgy
Reply





Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)