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Who wants to get drunk with me?

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Who wants to get drunk with me?
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Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:12 pm
I'm sitting here in the company of equal parts vodka, vermouth and bacardi, with absinthe on standby. I'm entertained by the sound of my own voice, when I can be bothered. Who wants to join me? I promise I won't come on to you.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:19 pm
Please come on to me. This evening needs some awkward.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:21 pm
(July 10, 2016 at 3:12 pm)Stimbo Wrote: I'm sitting here in the company of equal parts vodka, vermouth and bacardi, with absinthe on standby. I'm entertained by the sound of my own voice, when I can be bothered. Who wants to join me? I promise I won't come on to you.

I would, but I'm at work.

Perhaps next weekend?
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:23 pm
I stick to my beers. If I was ever going back to vodka or bacardi, all bets would be off.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:55 pm
(July 10, 2016 at 3:23 pm)abaris Wrote: I stick to my beers. If I was ever going back to vodka or bacardi, all bets would be off.

I'd come over and kill a few with you, alas, wrong country and all that. I lift my Aperol Spritz to you, instead, followed by a Riesling Spätlese later on.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:56 pm
Ran out of beer a few days ago.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 3:58 pm
I have to work early in the morning, so I can only have a few beers.
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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 4:18 pm
(July 10, 2016 at 3:56 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Ran out of beer a few days ago.

What?

Call the UN!

We need an emergency beer drop at Bell's place.

No house should be empty of beer!!

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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 4:48 pm
(July 10, 2016 at 4:18 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(July 10, 2016 at 3:56 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Ran out of beer a few days ago.

What?

Call the UN!

We need an emergency beer drop at Bell's place.

No house should be empty of beer!!

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I know!

It's an international emergency!

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RE: Who wants to get drunk with me?
July 10, 2016 at 5:41 pm
Sorry, bud. I'd be happy to keep you company so long as you keep your hands to yourself, though.

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