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Ham's Ark: Surprise celebrity opening speech
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Ham's Ark: Surprise celebrity opening speech


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Ham's Ark: Surprise celebrity opening speech
What no jackalope? Sounds like Al Pacino's cat. This ark opening is almost a prelude to the new era, presumably of Trump presidency.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Lol awesome Big Grin
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RE: Ham's Ark: Surprise celebrity opening speech
That was a-mee-zing !
So ameezing.

*sniff* God is awesome...Just awesome and ameezing.

I'm sorry....I can't EVEN!
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My favourite bit is when he chews out KH, that is absolutely priceless!
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Yeah!

"Remember: I didn't make dish awkward - you made dish awkward!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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