Hilarious ingame commercials

[pocaracas]

From GTA Vice City

The Degenatron http://gta.wikia.com/wiki/Degenatron

Code:

Man: Are you tired of dad?
Kid: Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!!!
Man: Are ya tired of mom?
Mother: Hi angel, do you wanna read a book or go outside?
Kid: NO!
DEGENATRON!
Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys offering to show you puppies!
Kids: AWESOME!
Man: The Degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the arcade!
Kids: EXCELLENT!
DEGENATRON!
Man: The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games, including Defender of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square.
Kids: COOL!
Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey.
Kids: THAT'S RAD!
Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square!
Kid: WOW!
Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room! It can even take quarters and a strange sweaty man comes right after the machine on Fridays!
DEGENATRON!
Man: Degenatron! Fighting the evil of boredom!
Kids: I'LL NEVER GO TO SCHOOL AGAIN!
DEGENATRON!

[pocaracas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_IvMXnDp88



Rated R for retarded! LOL

[pocaracas]

I spent way too much playing this game... just cruising to listen to the radio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amCDIpDLHJ4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAqZlo5uQ6Y

The Degenatron with audio!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vp5hhykrbDI

[pocaracas]

AHHHH Make it stop!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSk6UWQSibY

[abaris]

The mechanics chain in Saints Row 2 being called "Rim Job" makes for a joke in itself.

[pocaracas]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-xeNYDTEw0

Code:

Pastor Richards Salvation Fund

Pastor Richards: Do yourself a favor, take both hands off the wheel and touch the stereo, do you feel the power? Ah yes friend, there's a lot of evil in this world, but there's also light.
   And I have been sent to shine a light on all degenerates, philanerderers, Liberals and other evil doers and expose them for what they really are. Don't waste your money on unnessacery and corrupting material possessions, give it to me. There's only one thing that will save you. A highly fortified structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on the planet, me. Degenerates will ruin this great city. In my wonderful book I tell of the impending disaster about to befall this planet, nuclear holocaust, plagues of flying rodents, the seas rising up and turning yellow. It is coming, it is written by me but you can save yourself. Contribute to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund, pick up your telephone call now, 1-866-9SAVEME

[Edwardo Piet]

Haha. I'm glad you're having fun Poca!

Try not to get too addicted

[pocaracas]

Another from the Vice City vault!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOjDt0PaXlw

Look out for pearls like
- Lick my life partner's *** stamp collection*** all night.
- Now I can suck a ***lollipop*** for as long as I want.