(August 19, 2016 at 12:29 pm)chimp3 Wrote: I see openings for bio majors running diagnostic labs inside of hospitals. Salary can be in the $100,000 range.
80 thousand is the minimum I'll take, this is good.
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 80 thousand is the minimum I'll take, this is good. 
For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
 RE: I Want to Major in Biology
August 19, 2016 at 6:25 pm
(This post was last modified: August 19, 2016 at 6:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
We probably deserved that. Dude, when I need medicine I totally want to see a pharmacist...they're my favorite people when I'm sick...if I could just skip the doctor and go -buy- antibiotics I would ( I have a buddy who's a vet that I totally use for this service, lol). No disrespect...but -I- wouldn't want to be one. I like making shit that moves shit and makes shit.
All that counting.....it makes my manly bits retreat up into my torso. 
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Get a major in mechanical engineering, a minor in either biology or anatomy, and get a job as a biomechanical engineer - building powered prosthetics, that sort of thing. I've a sister who does that, and she makes great walloping wads of cash.
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 (August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off. Our pharmacist at the hospital also makes great hot chocolate. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 19, 2016 at 7:52 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(August 19, 2016 at 6:24 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: For those of you that think all pharmacists are nothing more than pill counters you can politely fuck off. Shut up and go cut something.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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