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RE: "Teach the Controversy!" Facepalm*
August 23, 2016 at 2:24 pm
I have this theory, that no one's as dumb as they make themselves out to be. Call me an optimist, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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August 23, 2016 at 2:25 pm
(August 23, 2016 at 2:11 pm)Rhythm Wrote: You know what I never understoood? Why any of these people ever agreed to any of these interviews? Cheap publicity...of the absolute -worst- kind...or did they really believe that it was going to go well? If it's the latter....why did they think that? I wouldn't climb in the ring with a golden glove boxer no matter how well I thought I understood the theory of boxing...... from all my nights watching HBO.
Wendy Wright stands* there "teaching" Dawkins evolutionary biology**...
I just... I can't...
... the arrogance... it's just... I can't... 
*Was standing for the interview some kind of ploy on her part? There are desks and tables everywhere!
**"Evolutionism"
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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August 24, 2016 at 12:06 am
Creationism it's not controversy it's fucking stupid.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today.
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August 24, 2016 at 12:07 am
(August 24, 2016 at 12:06 am)dyresand Wrote: Creationism it's not controversy it's fucking stupid.
Omgerd Ik right???!?!?!?!?!??!?!!
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RE: "Teach the Controversy!" Facepalm*
August 24, 2016 at 12:19 am
(August 23, 2016 at 2:24 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I have this theory, that no one's as dumb as they make themselves out to be. Call me an optimist, lol.
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Optimist!
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RE: "Teach the Controversy!" Facepalm*
August 24, 2016 at 12:42 am
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"What controversy?"
"You acknowledged the non-controversy therefore it's a controversy now and needs to be taught!
"Hmm... well, when you put it that way I strongly advice an 8 week course of smacking yourself in the face with your Bible."
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RE: "Teach the Controversy!" Facepalm*
August 24, 2016 at 12:46 am
I do teach the controversy. I inform everyone that some people want theology taught in science class.
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August 24, 2016 at 11:00 am
Think of the fun we could have watching fundies swallow their tongues if we decided we really needed to teach the controversy about certain *ahem* "historical" events.
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August 24, 2016 at 11:07 am
(This post was last modified: August 24, 2016 at 11:07 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Silence heretic, you're just trying to stir up controversy and imperil the social order. People in a civil society have to be polite.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: "Teach the Controversy!" Facepalm*
August 24, 2016 at 11:13 am
IRL, I'm a master at politely telling people they're full of shit.
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