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Makin you jealous/envious
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Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm
First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:28 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 4:12 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: First of all 12.
Im 5, 9
My jawline can grate cheese and break rocks.
I can dislocate my shoulder at will.
I can bend my arms backwards etc.
I can roll my eyes back.
I can crack my nose.
Im sexyAf.

But.. I wear glasses and apparently my first word was.
Allah.
Not ma.
Wow.

I'm 46.
6'4".
I have titanium teeth.
I have a pit in the front of my right thigh that can hold almost 4oz of onion dip.
I can play the pennywhistle with my nose.
I can also dislocate your shoulder at will.

I'm fairly sure my first word was 'blfert'.

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm
Damn Boru, you're tall...
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:37 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Damn Boru, you're tall...

Runt of the litter, actually. All five of my brothers finished up at least an inch taller. Only our sister is shorter, and she's 5'11".

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 4:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:29 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Damn Boru, you're tall...

Runt of the litter, actually.  All five of my brothers finished up at least an inch taller.  Only our sister is shorter, and she's 5'11".

Boru

I'm 5'9.

Tallest member of my family is probably my uncle, he's 6'7.
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm
Other side of 40
I'm 6'3", 220. Chiseled out of granite. In my mind!
Have my original teeth.
Dancing skills outmatched only by my singing ability, ask my daughters for corroboration.
More tattoos than most.
More guns than a 3rd world country.
Married the prettiest girl I ever met. Out punted my coverage there for sure.
Love heavy metal music.
Broke someone's arm once because they stole my chocolate chip cookie.
Can still hold my own but am aged enough to know there's always someone tougher.

First words were "out of my way twin, I'm coming through".
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 5:03 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Other side of 40
I'm 6'3", 220. Chiseled out of granite.  In my mind!
Have my original teeth.
Dancing skills outmatched only by my singing ability, ask my daughters for corroboration.
More tattoos than most.  
More guns than a 3rd world country.
Married the prettiest girl I ever met.  Out punted my coverage there for sure.
Love heavy metal music.
Broke someone's arm once because they stole my chocolate chip cookie.  
Can still hold my own but am aged enough to know there's always someone tougher.

First words were "out of my way twin, I'm coming through".

I'm 5, 9 while I'm 12.

Mine's sharper than graphite. Down to the quark.
Have my original teeth.
Singing abilities, guitars abilities, piano abilities, ukulele abilities, violin abilities.
More hair than most for a 12 year old.
More badass than most 12 year olds.
Love hard core rock byatch.
Prevented a big ass fight with 2 people trying to crack each others skull with binders.
No ones tougher than me...
besides people who can loveeee.

Love beats them all.

And the first thing I did when I was a sperm was swim past my unborn sister's fetus.
No joke.

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 5:05 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 5:03 pm)ScienceAf Wrote:
(August 21, 2016 at 4:46 pm)PETE_ROSE Wrote: Other side of 40
I'm 6'3", 220. Chiseled out of granite.  In my mind!
Have my original teeth.
Dancing skills outmatched only by my singing ability, ask my daughters for corroboration.
More tattoos than most.  
More guns than a 3rd world country.
Married the prettiest girl I ever met.  Out punted my coverage there for sure.
Love heavy metal music.
Broke someone's arm once because they stole my chocolate chip cookie.  
Can still hold my own but am aged enough to know there's always someone tougher.

First words were "out of my way twin, I'm coming through".

I'm 5, 9 while I'm 12.

Mine's sharper than graphite. Down to the quark.
Have my original teeth.
Singing abilities, guitars abilities, piano abilities, ukulele abilities, violin abilities.
More hair than most for a 12 year old.
More badass than most 12 year olds.
Love hard core rock byatch.
Prevented a big ass fight with 2 people trying to crack each others skull with binders.
No ones tougher than me...
besides people who can loveeee.

Love beats them all.

And the first thing I did when I was a sperm was swim past my unborn sister's fetus.
No joke.

And I've got a big black dick.

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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm
I'm 45.
I gave birth. Twice.
What was your super power again?
Oh yeah.....
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RE: Makin you jealous/envious
August 21, 2016 at 5:45 pm
(August 21, 2016 at 5:32 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: I'm 45.
I gave birth. Twice.
What was your super power again?
Oh yeah.....

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