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Candy Conundrum
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(September 3, 2016 at 10:19 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(September 3, 2016 at 10:18 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Chew up the first one thuroughly, then pop the second one in and savor it amidst in the dissolving body of it's former compannion.


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I'd advize against that. Wink
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 11:22 pm
(September 3, 2016 at 10:41 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: So what's the right answer?

Not that
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 11:36 pm
What about holding them both in your hand and licking between them? Snacks
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 12:47 am
....candy of course....
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 1:08 am
I like to split up candy. Savor each one separately.

My husband hates me, I can take 2 weeks (or longer!) to eat a single candy bar. Take one bite every few days, savor, wrap remaining candy for next time a sweet craving hits. I have to hide what little candy I eat because he cannot stand it not being eaten, lol.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 1:10 am
I do not eat sweets.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:16 am
(September 4, 2016 at 1:08 am)Aroura Wrote: I like to split up candy. Savor each one separately.

My husband hates me, I can take 2 weeks (or longer!) to eat a single candy bar. Take one bite every few days, savor, wrap remaining candy for next time a sweet craving hits. I have to hide what little candy I eat because he cannot stand it not being eaten, lol.

I think you might be a psychopath. This is the only explanation for this blasphemy.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:19 am
(September 4, 2016 at 2:16 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I think you might be a psychopath. This is the only explanation for this blasphemy.

I beg to differ in regard to your assessment.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:20 am
Taking two weeks to eat a candy bar is an atrocity! Tongue
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:21 am
(September 4, 2016 at 2:20 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Taking two weeks to eat a candy bar is an atrocity! Tongue

So now you're the authority on how long it should take someone to eat something?
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