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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 10:46 pm
(September 3, 2016 at 10:19 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: (September 3, 2016 at 10:18 pm)Arkilogue Wrote: Chew up the first one thuroughly, then pop the second one in and savor it amidst in the dissolving body of it's former compannion.
It's the only way to be sure. 
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I'd advize against that. 
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 11:22 pm
(September 3, 2016 at 10:41 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: So what's the right answer?
Not that
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 3, 2016 at 11:36 pm
What about holding them both in your hand and licking between them? 
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 12:47 am
....candy of course....
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 1:08 am
I like to split up candy. Savor each one separately.
My husband hates me, I can take 2 weeks (or longer!) to eat a single candy bar. Take one bite every few days, savor, wrap remaining candy for next time a sweet craving hits. I have to hide what little candy I eat because he cannot stand it not being eaten, lol.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 1:10 am
I do not eat sweets.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:16 am
(September 4, 2016 at 1:08 am)Aroura Wrote: I like to split up candy. Savor each one separately.
My husband hates me, I can take 2 weeks (or longer!) to eat a single candy bar. Take one bite every few days, savor, wrap remaining candy for next time a sweet craving hits. I have to hide what little candy I eat because he cannot stand it not being eaten, lol.
I think you might be a psychopath. This is the only explanation for this blasphemy.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:19 am
(September 4, 2016 at 2:16 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: I think you might be a psychopath. This is the only explanation for this blasphemy.
I beg to differ in regard to your assessment.
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:20 am
Taking two weeks to eat a candy bar is an atrocity! 
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RE: Candy Conundrum
September 4, 2016 at 2:21 am
(September 4, 2016 at 2:20 am)SteelCurtain Wrote: Taking two weeks to eat a candy bar is an atrocity!
So now you're the authority on how long it should take someone to eat something?
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