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Poll: In-zert questiion here.
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Hammy is Bestest Turtle.
28.57%
2 28.57%
Hammy is a cheeky slimy turtle.
28.57%
2 28.57%
False dichotomy.
14.29%
1 14.29%
Shut up with the "false dichotomy" shit you motherfucking-cunt-of-a turtle!!!
28.57%
2 28.57%
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500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
#1
500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Okay this is my 500th thread and I thought I'd do something special for it. Well, special by my standards (I ain't that special).

Anywayyyyyy....

Here it is. You guys pick what this thread should be about and I'll just edit both the title and this OP itself to accommodate that. First come first serve. I guess "special" is turtle-speak for "lazy" eh? [emoji23]

Here to entertain anyways.



Off topic, turtley, and fun. Or meant to be.

Love this place. Love AF fuck I mean wow 500th thread.... I can't believe it's been 8 years since I first joined. Wow.
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#2
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Put up a poll for a name change!
(and honour it!) You cheeky little slimy turtle... lol
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#3
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Post a video of you doing a tongue twister.
Dance for me monkey boy.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#4
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
(September 17, 2016 at 4:28 am)ignoramus Wrote: Put up a poll for a name change!
(and honour it!)  You cheeky little slimy turtle... lol

I'll put up a poll but I can't change my username for a year nor would I ever ever want to unless one specific condition was met which my turtlelips are fully sealed on Tongue
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#5
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
(September 17, 2016 at 4:31 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Post a video of you doing a tongue twister.
Dance for me monkey boy.

Okay I'll actually genuinely do both of those things for you. Since you outright asked for a vid and I have a video cam now.

Warning. *Actual genuine* videos of me under hide tags. Actually genuine.





1. It's too hot for a shirt. My Britishianness can't handle it.

2. On the second video when I danced my mouse had became unplugged somehow so I couldn't stop the vid for a few secs LOL haha

* As opposed to "bogus genuine" lol
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#6
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
So! Oi!*: Atten-shun!--

--attention! Is anyone gonna oblige? Angry Begging

Angry
From "The Turley OP Wrote:Here it is. You guys pick what this thread should be about and I'll just edit both the title and this OP itself to accommodate that. First come first serve.



*

^^^
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#7
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
(September 17, 2016 at 5:05 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote:
(September 17, 2016 at 4:31 am)downbeatplumb Wrote: Post a video of you doing a tongue twister.
Dance for me monkey boy.

Okay I'll actually genuinely do both of those things for you. Since you outright asked for a vid and I have a video cam now.

Warning. *Actual genuine* videos of me under hide tags. Actually genuine.





1. It's too hot for a shirt. My Britishianness can't handle it.

2. On the second video when I danced my mouse had became unplugged somehow so I couldn't stop the vid for a few secs LOL haha

* As opposed to "bogus genuine" lol

xDD Awesome. 10/10
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#8
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
10/10 on a scale for what lol? Silliness? Ridiculousness? Twatishness? Lol.
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#9
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
(September 17, 2016 at 6:05 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: 10/10 on a scale for what lol? Silliness? Ridiculousness? Twatishness? Lol.

Idk, it just made me smile to hear you speak Smile
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#10
RE: 500th Turtley Thread: You pick for me.
Lol right you haven't heard me.

I didn't think of that.

It's the video that is new.
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