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The random, out-of-context dialogue thread
September 27, 2016 at 5:00 pm
This is a repository for random snatches of dialogue taken out of context and with no requirement for explanation. It can be something you overheard or said yourself; the only stipulation is it must be genuine and not just something you made up.
I'll start you off:
"Hey Chris, have a look outside - there's a bloke driving a piano around!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The random, out-of-context dialogue thread
September 27, 2016 at 5:06 pm
Flying pants shear off hippopotamus validated.
I don't think I understand how to play.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: The random, out-of-context dialogue thread
September 27, 2016 at 5:08 pm
"You can't be a worse person than I."
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RE: The random, out-of-context dialogue thread
September 27, 2016 at 5:56 pm
'Penile implants are NOT a perfected technology.'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax