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IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 3:30 pm
Omg, so in my school everyone knows me somehow, so little sixth graders walk up to me touvhing me and yell happy birthday!

Why do they touch me!?

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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 3:32 pm
(October 5, 2016 at 3:30 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Why do they touch me!?

I don't know...
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 3:32 pm
It's probably just a nice prank by some of your friends/colleagues.
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 3:36 pm
Because they want to touch a 13 year old.


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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 3:41 pm
Happy "thirteenth" Birthday, "kid"!
Have a good one. You only turn "13" o...

..oh, never mind. Just enjoy your day!
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 4:02 pm
Welcome to your teens. Big Grin
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 4:56 pm
Happy birthday - the abyss beckons.
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 8:19 pm
Happy Birthday, enjoy your teen years, if you don't you will be full of regret. I did not do much in my teen years and it still haunts me to this day.
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 8:21 pm
Welcome to your teenage years. Enjoy the haziness. You will inevitably fuck up, and when you do, it'll seem like the world is ending. It will pass though, as all things do Wink
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RE: IM 13!
October 5, 2016 at 8:30 pm
(October 5, 2016 at 3:30 pm)ScienceAf Wrote: Omg, so in my school everyone knows me somehow, so little sixth graders walk up to me touvhing me and yell happy birthday!

Why do they touch me!?

6th graders touch you emotionally? Or they physically frisk you?


Ummmm....well...hope it was a Happy Birthday either way. Enjoy the next chapter. Hit those books (or keep hitting them).
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