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Another Circumcision thread
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I wash my hands -before- I touch my dick.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
RE: Another Circumcision thread
October 7, 2016 at 6:09 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2016 at 6:12 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
By the by, to inject a little bit of fact into our fanatasies about filth. The dirtiest thing in the vicinity of your groin....is your clothes, not your business. In fact, my foreskin is all that's standing between my dick and my demonstrably dirty drawers.
I really cant recommend Packing for Mars enough, lol. It's our clothes that harbor the filth, and mens groins not particularly egregious offenders in relation to womens.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (October 7, 2016 at 6:09 pm)Rhythm Wrote: By the by, to inject a little bit of fact into our fanatasies about filth. The dirtiest thing in the vicinity of your groin....is your clothes, not your business. In fact, my foreskin is all that standing between my demonstrably filthy clothes...and all that filth. I wonder if we could start a campaign for concerned women to knit or crochet little wiener coats for those of us exposed to underwear filth? (I'd need a size magnum. Anyone?)  (October 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm)Whateverist Wrote:(October 7, 2016 at 2:36 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Good for you. Queen of weiners. Ha, that's a great title. (October 7, 2016 at 6:18 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:(October 7, 2016 at 2:42 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Who are you to say I should have to look at a bunch of boy babies running around with wormy looking sea creatures between their legs instead of clean cut little peckers? Who appointed you queen of the weiners? Would you want them to bow down or stand and salute? 
LastPoet
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In a funny note, when I was a boy I almost circuncised myself with the zippers. Tricky gadgets they are.
RE: Another Circumcision thread
October 7, 2016 at 6:28 pm
(This post was last modified: October 7, 2016 at 6:29 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Oh, that sucks doesn't it? Got stung by a bee once, right on the tip. Just about jumped out of the car...and it was doing 60. Ever have one of those moments where you think "god damn I'm glad I have clumsy hands!" Went for the doorhandle, panic...too much pain to operate it, lol.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (October 7, 2016 at 6:28 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Oh, that sucks doesn't it? Got stung by a bee once, right on the tip. Just about jumped out of the car...and it was doing 60. Ever have one of those moments where you think "god damn I'm glad I have clumsy hands!" Went for the doorhandle, panic...too much pain to operate it, lol. You were naked in a car doing 60? What the hell were you doing, man? |
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