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Get GLOBED !!
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November 15, 2016 at 11:43 pm
(November 15, 2016 at 11:34 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Wait, Her Majesty is dying?

Dying for a piss now and then, I'll wager. Charles seems like the type that would take ages on the shitter.
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November 16, 2016 at 5:31 am
What the feck is this?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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November 16, 2016 at 5:42 am
(November 15, 2016 at 11:34 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Wait, Her Majesty is dying?

Everyone is dying, it starts the moment you are born Smile
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November 16, 2016 at 5:43 am
(November 16, 2016 at 5:42 am)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(November 15, 2016 at 11:34 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Wait, Her Majesty is dying?

Everyone is dying, it starts the moment you are born Smile

*sigh*

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November 16, 2016 at 5:47 am (This post was last modified: November 16, 2016 at 6:18 am by ApeNotKillApe.)
Actually the crown passes at the moment of death, shortly before the contents of the bowels. So no, Her Grace isn't dying. Rest assured, when Elizabeth dies she'll be just some ol' bitch who's wearing somebody else's hat. And the Crown shall live on. Rule Britannia.
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November 16, 2016 at 7:28 am (This post was last modified: November 16, 2016 at 7:28 am by Edwardo Piet.)
I hope she snuffs it along with the rest of the monarchy.

Peacefully in their sleep of course.
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November 16, 2016 at 9:58 am
it would be more fun if The Globe reports Prince Charles suffocates her with a pillow and then makes it look like a drunken Camilla did it.
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November 16, 2016 at 3:59 pm (This post was last modified: November 16, 2016 at 4:05 pm by ApeNotKillApe.)
(November 16, 2016 at 7:28 am)Alasdair Ham Wrote: I hope she snuffs it along with the rest of the monarchy.

Peacefully in their sleep of course.

Replace them with Brian Blessed.




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November 16, 2016 at 10:31 pm
Every single police officer should be replaced by a clone of Brian blessed.
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November 16, 2016 at 10:47 pm
I always preferred Weekly World News.  Those guys didn't fuck around.

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