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Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 11:32 am
http://viralcrunch.com/articles/15942/th...9fa5e83006
This Jesus makes Chuck Norris look like a puny wimp.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 11:39 am
Wow. Jesus the Barbarian.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 12:25 pm
All fish diet.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm
(This post was last modified: December 7, 2016 at 12:31 pm by Crossless2.0.)
The only thing missing is the jawbone of an ass in his hand. But I don't remember reading that Samson was crucified.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 1:23 pm
(December 7, 2016 at 12:28 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: The only thing missing is the jawbone of an ass in his hand. But I don't remember reading that Samson was crucified.
He wasn't, he was hung.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 1:57 pm
Too bad they missed to portray his... wand.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 2:35 pm
He must have an enormous schwanzstucker.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 7, 2016 at 2:46 pm
Probably not, though. Jesus was clearly using PEDs.
Small junk for Jesus.
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RE: Jesus was pretty buff
December 15, 2016 at 4:06 pm
(This post was last modified: December 15, 2016 at 4:07 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
It's called Cross fit for a reason.
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