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Incorruptable bodies
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 (December 18, 2016 at 11:48 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Take them out and bend'en over the coffin. They're corruptible. um . . . not during rigor they're not. (and I've tried) The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
 (December 18, 2016 at 2:38 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(December 18, 2016 at 11:48 am)mh.brewer Wrote: Take them out and bend'en over the coffin. They're corruptible. *Dry heaving* And no, that's not a euphemism >.> ![[Image: rySLj1k.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FrySLj1k.png) If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM  
It's easy to claim "incorruptibility" when no one is allowed to examine the bodies.
Okay, I might be into the whole "Heaven" thing now. Incorruptible bodies? Ever play the game, Pain? You could set up a real-life course in Heaven and play all day long with no fear of death or disfigurement. It would RULE!
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All bodies are incorruptible. To be corrupt is to be what something should not be. But there IS no way that something should be, and it is therefore impossible for things to be as they shouldn't.
There's stuff, properties, mind, actions, lives-- some pleasant and some unpleasant. But even among the unpleasantness, there's a layer of perfect simplicity.  (December 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(December 18, 2016 at 7:48 am)sneroul the thinker Wrote: I was just wondering how to you explain incorruptable corpes "Load of rot."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(December 18, 2016 at 3:56 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(December 18, 2016 at 7:48 am)sneroul the thinker Wrote: I was just wondering how to you explain incorruptable corpes Looks to be ready for the stock pot !! The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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God! Theresa, I forgot me fecking trousers!  Religious Views: the Disc's first ligthning proof atheist (December 18, 2016 at 7:48 am)sneroul the thinker Wrote: I was just wondering how to you explain incorruptable corpes The church lied when they came up with the name, the bodies aren't incoorptible. If you ever actually viewed one of the corpses you'd see plenty of corruption, and plenty of evidence of human made preservation techniques being used on them.
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I found a half a cheeseburger in the boot of my car! It was there about 3 years. Still looked as fresh as the day I bought it!
Incorruptible corpses? or just a fuckload of preservatives?
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