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Salutations Sodomites!

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Salutations Sodomites!
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Salutations Sodomites!
December 20, 2016 at 11:35 pm
I've been instructed to write an introduction here, though I'm not quite sure why. I don't intend to be an active participant in the forums. With that said . . .

Salutations Sodomites! 

My name is Mr C_L, husband to Catholic Lady. I fly planes and am of the opinion that Star Wars is the greatest thing since sliced bread. I'm really not quite sure what else to say. I guess that since this is a forum about atheism I should mention that I'm not, though I still like to consider myself a "bright," but I suppose everyone feels that way about themselves anyway. I digress... 

I grew up in the north, married Catholic Lady there, and we promptly moved south. Not long thereafter, we moved out west, and have since been longing to move back again. We have 7 pets, all of them cats, and it turns out one can in fact herd them, though "lead" is probably the more appropriate term (think Make Way for Ducklings). Poop/butt jokes run rampant in our household, and one of us is constantly prone to taking trophy shots of said anal excretion. I'll leave that for you to decipher. My favorite TV show of all time would have to be Battlestar Galactica, with Firefly making a close runner-up (may they rest in peace). 

Catholic Lady is asking if I'm done yet, so I'll leave it at that. Cheers!
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 20, 2016 at 11:38 pm (This post was last modified: December 20, 2016 at 11:38 pm by SteelCurtain.)
Hehe. Did she tell you about her super secret poop fetish?

Welcome!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 20, 2016 at 11:48 pm
Oh this should be good. Welcome!
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 20, 2016 at 11:50 pm
(December 20, 2016 at 11:38 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Hehe. Did she tell you about her super secret poop fetish?
Yes. On our first date. It was kinky.
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 12:05 am
You say you don't intend to be an active participant but hopefully you'll get hooked. Tongue
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 12:08 am
(December 21, 2016 at 12:05 am)Tiberius Wrote: You say you don't intend to be an active participant but hopefully you'll get hooked. Tongue

I'm sure I'll be around from time to time.
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 12:17 am
You seem fun. Don't leave your keyboard. Ever.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 12:43 am
my goodness gracious . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 1:15 am
(December 21, 2016 at 12:43 am)vorlon13 Wrote: my goodness gracious . . .

Ask your wife about this one...
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: Salutations Sodomites!
December 21, 2016 at 2:06 am (This post was last modified: December 21, 2016 at 2:09 am by Alex K.)
Sodomites??? Speak for yerself, Mr. "I fly a big phallus through the sky"! I forgive you this grave insult though because you managed to get hitched to the excellent C_L, so you can't be all bad.
Joking aside, very cool to meet you! I hope you drop by every once in a while. It's not a forum about atheism anymore btw, it's been mostly repurposed to house tedious threads about Trump.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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