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The moon's formation
#21
RE: The moon's formation
(9th January 2017, 14:48)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Who is that


The director in "The Truman Show", that Jim Carry movie.
(16th February 2017, 18:16)TheOther JoeFish Wrote: So what you're saying is that I can harass all of the members I want for the next 168 hours, as long as I do so in my signature?
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#22
RE: The moon's formation
That's no moon.
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#23
RE: The moon's formation
(9th January 2017, 12:42)Iroscato Wrote: For fuck's sake people, IT'S A HOLOGRAM! How many times...

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"  ...I... I-I-I-I-- I made it... and it's fucking beautiful !!! "
"  Why sound so surprised ?   ..  You've got a brilliant mind."
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#24
RE: The moon's formation
The moon was actually built on a secret Hollywood sound stage, and resides there to this day.
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#25
RE: The moon's formation
Well it ain't operational yet!
I am not impressed with Hollywood's lack of progress!
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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#26
RE: The moon's formation
*sigh* Such usually bright people, and I have to educate you. Pay heed:

When Morgoth and Ungoliant destroyed the Two Trees, the tears of Nienna caused the withered trees to produce a single fruit and a single flower. The last fruit of Laurelin was placed in a vessel guided by Maia Arian and became the sun. The last flower of Telperion was placed in a similar vessel and became the moon. This vessel was guided by another Maia (Tilion). But Tilion was erratic and guided the moon-vessel in a haphazard fashion. This was because he was in love with Arian, but - because of her great heat - could not reach her. He came perilously close a few times, and is marred because of it. Tilion's erratic path and his love for Arian explains why the sun is seen every day, but the moos isn't, and why both can sometimes be seen in the sky at the same time.

And enough about tides. Those are cause by Ulmo and Osse, and that's a completely different story. So there.

Boru
'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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#27
RE: The moon's formation
(9th January 2017, 19:21)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sigh*  Such usually bright people, and I have to educate you.  Pay heed:

When Morgoth and Ungoliant destroyed the Two Trees, the tears of Nienna caused the withered trees to produce a single fruit and a single flower.  The last fruit of Laurelin was placed in a vessel guided by Maia Arian and became the sun.  The last flower of Telperion was placed in a similar vessel and became the moon.  This vessel was guided by another Maia (Tilion).  But Tilion was erratic and guided the moon-vessel in a haphazard fashion.  This was because he was in love with Arian, but - because of her great heat - could not reach her.  He came perilously close a few times, and is marred because of it.  Tilion's erratic path and his love for Arian explains why the sun is seen every day, but the moos isn't, and why both can sometimes be seen in the sky at the same time.

And enough about tides.  Those are cause by Ulmo and Osse, and that's a completely different story.  So there.

Boru

Finally, a logical, believable explanation! Worship
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#28
RE: The moon's formation
I admire Boru.


If you're going to bullshit dazzle the reader, at least have the decency to put the effort into it! Well done.
By the end, I was emotionally attached and actually cared about the characters! A solid 7/10.

You listening theists?
Quote:AtlasS33 wrote:
"When it comes to the deiety I worship, he sent a book, it contained a message. I took that message, tested it, then I realized he is God : it didn't break against reality."
Pulse Wrote:
~ Atheism seems so incredibly counter intuitive, that to even begin to take it seriously, one has to suspend all logic."

Religion: making the uncomfortable comfortable for thousands of years.
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#29
RE: The moon's formation
I stole that. Funny, I thought someone would have picked up on it.

Boru
'There are people who long for immortality in the afterlife who don't know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon.' - Isaac Asimov
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#30
RE: The moon's formation
(9th January 2017, 20:33)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I stole that. Funny, I thought someone would have picked up on it.

Boru



By the way, this is from a new animated series I'm making. Yeah, I'm a pretty talented guy.
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