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What's your going to hell score?
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not on the list, but I haven't sacrificed any birds either, Yahweh has missed out upon their pleasing odor unto his mighty nostrils when they weren't burned by me
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
Vorlie, your whole existence is covered under the caveat at the end.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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January 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm by brewer.)
I got 20. I would be 21 but they left cripples off the list. With my knee there is no way I can run to christ.
While I have your attention I've been wondering. Is it: pop-eyes pappy Or: pope yes pappy ?????????????????????????????
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
Probably a lot.
 (January 19, 2017 at 1:45 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: I got 20. I would be 21 but they left cripples off the list. With my knee there is no way I can run to christ. Popeye's Pappy ![[Image: latest?cb=20150314134306]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net%2Fpopeye%2Fimages%2F4%2F47%2FAfbeelding1.png%2Frevision%2Flatest%3Fcb%3D20150314134306)
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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January 19, 2017 at 2:23 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 2:23 pm by Cyberman.)
(January 19, 2017 at 12:29 pm)Nymphadora Wrote: Damn. CL even made that list. Towards the bottom. Naturally.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
25 is my score, she said adding extra text because apparently "25" is too short a reply for the forum.
My own score would be zero, because I'm going to heaven anyway. That would be the worst punishment any god could inflict on me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (January 19, 2017 at 2:24 pm)Shell B Wrote: 25 is my score, she said adding extra text because apparently "25" is too short a reply for the forum. Yeah, you need at least 5 characters. On multiple occasions, when crazy persons post, I go to respond: what And it tells me I need more characters. I mean, "what." just doesn't have the same ring to it...
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D
Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. RE: What's your going to hell score?
January 19, 2017 at 2:32 pm
(This post was last modified: January 19, 2017 at 2:32 pm by Cyberman.)
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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