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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: A client told me she was dead for two days. She then told me her medical bills were huge, ya know, for receiving medical treatment on those two days they kept her in a hospital room while dead. Because totally.
Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
Lol
Apparently, they kept her in a hospital room receiving treatment. Yes. A dead person receiving treatment. I bet she told this story at church and they all clapped in excitement, because miracles and the typical, "The doctor said I was dead, but GOD had the final word!" (Crowd roars)
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 9:56 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
Lol
Apparently, they kept her in a hospital room receiving treatment. Yes. A dead person receiving treatment. I bet she told this story at church and they all clapped in excitement, because miracles and the typical, "The doctor said I was dead, but GOD had the final word!" (Crowd roars)
Yes, because when a patient dies we make sure they're kept in a room for about a week (5 days in summer), "Just in case".
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:44 pm)Mamacita Wrote: A client told me she was dead for two days. She then told me her medical bills were huge, ya know, for receiving medical treatment on those two days they kept her in a hospital room while dead. Because totally.
Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
That's a missed revenue opportunity, if you ask me.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:02 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 10:00 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
That's a missed revenue opportunity, if you ask me.
Yeah, but if the patient comes back they get a refund.
On the other hand, if all the patients suddenly come back there won't be anyone around to give them a refund...
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:07 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
Lol
Apparently, they kept her in a hospital room receiving treatment. Yes. A dead person receiving treatment. I bet she told this story at church and they all clapped in excitement, because miracles and the typical, "The doctor said I was dead, but GOD had the final word!" (Crowd roars)
It never ceases to amaze me how fucking brain damaged some people are. SMFH
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:07 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Morgue drawers aren't counted as rooms and, as far as I'm aware, they're not charged for...
Lol
Apparently, they kept her in a hospital room receiving treatment. Yes. A dead person receiving treatment. I bet she told this story at church and they all clapped in excitement, because miracles and the typical, "The doctor said I was dead, but GOD had the final word!" (Crowd roars)
Hahaha ...I can see the confusion though... Most of these people are brain dead whilst alive. A simple oversight by the doctors I'd say.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:13 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 10:07 pm)ignoramus Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 9:54 pm)Mamacita Wrote: Lol
Apparently, they kept her in a hospital room receiving treatment. Yes. A dead person receiving treatment. I bet she told this story at church and they all clapped in excitement, because miracles and the typical, "The doctor said I was dead, but GOD had the final word!" (Crowd roars)
Hahaha ...I can see the confusion though... Most of these people are brain dead whilst alive. A simple oversight by the doctors I'd say.
I was being sarcastic lol
She wasn't dead. She says she was. They wouldn't have kept her in a room if she was really dead. She just wants her story to mean something.
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 10:18 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 10:13 pm)Mamacita Wrote: (February 1, 2017 at 10:07 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Hahaha ...I can see the confusion though... Most of these people are brain dead whilst alive. A simple oversight by the doctors I'd say.
I was being sarcastic lol
She wasn't dead. She says she was. They wouldn't have kept her in a room if she was really dead. She just wants her story to mean something.
"Are you sure you're not still dead? There's a strange smell in the room at the moment..."
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 11:54 pm
That's wacist! Not all Mehicanos smell bad? (Do they?)
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RE: "Declared Clinically Dead"
February 1, 2017 at 11:56 pm
(February 1, 2017 at 11:54 pm)ignoramus Wrote: That's wacist! Not all Mehicanos smell bad? (Do they?)
What makes YOU think she was Mex?
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