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Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:13 pm
Don't you hate it when you take a dump and it splashes your ass? Watch this video by Smarter Every Day to find out why and how to prevent it.

Let me know if it works for you.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=yout...XNDM4eAn1U
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:18 pm
Hahaha! Excellent! I've known about the toilet paper trick for a while though lol. Came up with it on my own. I hate back splash.
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:18 pm
It's Neptune's Kiss.

You should probably not resist . . .
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:19 pm
I am 57 and divorced. Poop splash is the only thing that has grabbed my ass in years.
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:23 pm
IANMTU:

at an apartment of mine many years ago, the single handled kitchen sink faucet element failed in an interesting way, allowing the hot and cold supplies to mingle.

This failure mode was detectable when the toilet tank filled with hot water, and a subsequent #2 in the unit occurred soon enough that the tank had not cooled to ambient for an ASTONISHING magnification of the poo smell.


OMFG !!!
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:32 pm
(January 21, 2017 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: IANMTU:

at an apartment of mine many years ago, the single handled kitchen sink faucet element failed in an interesting way, allowing the hot and cold supplies to mingle.

This failure mode was detectable when the toilet tank filled with hot water, and a subsequent #2 in the unit occurred soon enough that the tank had not cooled to ambient for an ASTONISHING magnification of the poo smell.


OMFG !!!

Good thing your friend had not installed a bidet!
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Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:36 pm (This post was last modified: January 21, 2017 at 11:37 pm by KUSA.)
(January 21, 2017 at 11:18 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hahaha! Excellent! I've known about the toilet paper trick for a while though lol. Came up with it on my own. I hate back splash.


Now you know the science behind it.

You are clever to have solved this yourself. I had no idea.
(January 21, 2017 at 11:23 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: IANMTU:

at an apartment of mine many years ago, the single handled kitchen sink faucet element failed in an interesting way, allowing the hot and cold supplies to mingle.

This failure mode was detectable when the toilet tank filled with hot water, and a subsequent #2 in the unit occurred soon enough that the tank had not cooled to ambient for an ASTONISHING magnification of the poo smell.


OMFG !!!


So you had boiled turd soup.

Did the splash burn?
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RE: Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:41 pm
This is why you always pee after you poop.
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Poop splash
January 21, 2017 at 11:56 pm
Good point.
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RE: Poop splash
January 22, 2017 at 12:32 am
This thread is a load of shit.
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