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What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
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What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 10:22 am


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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:05 pm
Lame.
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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:20 pm
Remove a letter and it becomes the theme song for Orlando Bloom's fan club: 'When I Think About You, I Touch My Elf'.

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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:29 pm
That was fucking awful.

You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:31 pm
Me or 37?

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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:35 pm
(January 24, 2017 at 7:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Me or 37?

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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:38 pm
He should sing this.



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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 7:42 pm
(January 24, 2017 at 7:35 pm)Bella Morte Wrote:
(January 24, 2017 at 7:31 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Me or 37?

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Brian37

Then we find ourselves in agreement (rare as pandas, that is Smile ).

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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 8:10 pm
Why would you put that image in my head? Sad
Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: What POTUS sings jacking off to mirror.
January 24, 2017 at 8:20 pm
This was always my favorite jacking off to a mirror song.





Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

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