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the new job
#1
the new job
Bunnings is huge hardware chain



My 1 day of employment ,

So after landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good
find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.. .
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings'


My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

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#2
RE: the new job
Heheheh... I love cocky store greeters, they make my day!
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#3
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Epic.
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#4
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You could have worked at Walmart, Pad, but John McCain already got the job.


[Image: mccain-walmart-greeter-1-1.jpg?w=446&h=472]
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#5
RE: the new job
(September 14, 2010 at 11:21 pm)padraic Wrote: Bunnings is huge hardware chain



My 1 day of employment ,

So after landing my new job as a Bunnings greeter, a good
find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day......
About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Bunnings.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone shagged you twice.. .
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Bunnings'


My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work

YOU ARE MY HERO!
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
Martin Luther King, Jr.
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#6
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Oh, forgot to kudo... Smile
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