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Things not to say on a job interview.

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Things not to say on a job interview.
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Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:17 am
In the spirit of humor. Add your comments here.

"You won't get offended if I disable the security cameras?"

"I've never stolen anything, they knew about."

"Exactly what do you mean by "record"?
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:19 am
I said it when I was younger during interviews, I have issues with authority. Should have seen their faces.
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am
"I'm an ABBA fan"
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am
"Do we kill them now?" (To yourself).

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:24 am
(February 12, 2021 at 9:23 am)no one Wrote: "I'm an ABBA fan"

Smart ass!
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:25 am
"Do you have a criminal record?"

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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:26 am
"Do you give free drugs?"

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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:27 am
"Is your will up to date?"

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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:30 am
How attached are you to your fingers?
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RE: Things not to say on a job interview.
February 12, 2021 at 9:34 am
Is the boss' wife cute?
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