Is Genesis History?

[brewer]

You should sneak in and then laugh hysterically, loudly, every chance you get, til they throw you out.

[Jehanne]

You should sneak in and then laugh hysterically, loudly, every chance you get, til they throw you out.

The theater usually has a fully-uniformed, armed off-duty police officer whom they are paying as their bouncer.

[brewer]

You should sneak in and then laugh hysterically, loudly, every chance you get, til they throw you out.

The theater usually has a fully-uniformed, armed off-duty police officer whom they are paying as their bouncer.

Then scream repeatedly "Don't tase me dude. What jesus would do!"

[Minimalist]

I think all idiot jesus freaks should waste their money to go see it.  That will give them less to spend on ammo.

[The Valkyrie]

I think all idiot jesus freaks should waste their money to go see it.  That will give them less to spend on ammo.

But why do they need guns?

I've been told by numerous Christians that the bible is all you'll ever need to get you through life.

[chimp3]

The History of Irrational and Insane Humans Influencing History!

[Jehanne]

I think all idiot jesus freaks should waste their money to go see it.  That will give them less to spend on ammo.

It's unusual, to say the least, to release a movie for a one-hour, one-day time-slot.  The producers may be afraid that they are going to lose money:

https://isgenesishistory.com/theaters

They probably negotiated a sweet deal with Carmike, as Thursdays are the transition slot for when theaters are going to swap movies for the weekend showings.  Up until that exact time, no one is completely sure what is going to be shown on the weekend and the following week, leaving Thursday nights as being the cheapest slot.

[Anomalocaris]

I think all idiot jesus freaks should waste their money to go see it.  That will give them less to spend on ammo.

Why would you want that? The typical gun owner is far more likely to kill himself intentionally or accidentally with his gun than to shoot someone else with it. I say the more ammo they buy, they more they can keep shooting until they hit themselves.

[Minimalist]

It's unusual, to say the least, to release a movie for a one-hour, one-day time-slot.  The producers may be afraid that they are going to lose money:

 I normally don't pay too much attention to these silly jesus movies but I recall a similar theatrical release for a piece of dog shit called "Patterns of Evidence."  That was one a rehash of Exodus nonsense.   I think it was Drippy who started a whole thread about it a couple of years ago.  That too was given a one night release in the theaters.  The idea seems to have been that this would not give the critics a chance to tear it apart.  Once that is done they market it to gullible fools on DVD.

[Jehanne]

It's unusual, to say the least, to release a movie for a one-hour, one-day time-slot.  The producers may be afraid that they are going to lose money:

 I normally don't pay too much attention to these silly jesus movies but I recall a similar theatrical release for a piece of dog shit called "Patterns of Evidence."  That was one a rehash of Exodus nonsense.   I think it was Drippy who started a whole thread about it a couple of years ago.  That too was given a one night release in the theaters.  The idea seems to have been that this would not give the critics a chance to tear it apart.  Once that is done they market it to gullible fools on DVD.

Tickets for the movie are selling for $12.50, whereas, all the other post-6 PM shows (15 theaters), are selling for $10.25, and so, the fundies are paying extra to watch 2 hours of bullshit.  Question is, "Is this just a scam to make money?"  If they haven't seen it yet, they need to go to Rogue One, before it disappears from the theaters; it's much, much, much more entertaining and at least quasi-realistic!