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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 5:00 am
I'm probably closest to "standard issue" but I want a male bubble butt. Goals.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:38 am
I have a hot arse but I'm not showing any pics cause I know what pervs the women of AF are.
I'm not just a piece of meat you know.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:44 am
(March 3, 2017 at 6:38 am)Little lunch Wrote: I have a hot arse but I'm not showing any pics cause I know what pervs the women of AF are.
I'm not just a piece of meat you know.
I'll give you $20 to show that arse.
Go on, sweet thing, shake that cake!
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:48 am
I'll let you watch it on my ceiling mirror. :-)
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:51 am
Why? Do you have a camera to record it?
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:56 am
Spoil sport.
Dreams are free you know.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 6:58 am
Anyway, who said you'd be on top??
I usually take control.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 8:15 am
I have a hard time seeing my own ass but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't like it if I could. From what I can feel there seems to be a crack in it, but otherwise is undamaged.
My wife has -but especially had- a shelf butt. Always wanted her to give me a piggyback ride. Struck out there but got plenty of other rides. Still a joy to behold even with the onset of gravity and cheese.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 9:47 am
(March 3, 2017 at 12:12 am)vorlon13 Wrote: wide sturdy manly hairy butt -
ain't poking no wispy inconsequential twinks !!!
Guess that takes me out of the starting line up.
Not sure if I'm disappointed or relieved.
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RE: What shape are you?
March 3, 2017 at 10:11 am
There's always exceptions, especially for good friends.
