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The Insult Thread
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Effective and simple one or two liners can be just as funny.

"My wife told me she wanted to go on vacation. She said she wanted to go somewhere she had never been before. I said, 'Try the kitchen!'"
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From comedian turned city councilor Ewen Gilmore:

"My assistant came to me the other day and asked "Ewen, what should we do with the prostitution bill?" - Well... Pay it..."
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(September 20, 2010 at 8:24 pm)gargantuan Wrote: fat gun toting misogynists....

Fat (read: Prosperous) Gun toting (read: protective) Misogynist... another reason I'm toting the gun.

Ahhhh... the French. They don't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again they don't know the meaning of most words. I don't know what makes them so dumb but it really works.
I really don't think they are cowards who run from a cap gun, but what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?

Seriously though, one frenchman can do the work of three men: Larry, Curly & Moe.






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