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Nerdy insults.
#31
RE: Nerdy insults.
(March 31, 2017 at 1:19 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(March 31, 2017 at 12:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: You don't play D&D right.

"Your mamma's so ugly your daddy has to roll a 26 to get any."

But he takes a -4 penalty for not wearing the right equipment.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#32
RE: Nerdy insults.
(April 1, 2017 at 8:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: A black hole would spit you out.

Not in one piece, you would be spaghetti-fied. It would be worse than getting hit by a semi. You do remember that the gravity is so heavy not even light can escape it. You'd be flattened, stretched out and severely elongated way beyond recognition. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/12/27/256897343/...ters-a-lot

Stretch or splat, neither are appealing to me. Who cares if what is left of you get's spit out, you are toast either way.

(April 1, 2017 at 8:58 am)Alex K Wrote:
(April 1, 2017 at 8:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: A black hole would spit you out.

Best so far. Short, clear and mean.

Now I get it....... DUH I make Ken Ham look like a Nobel Prize winner. Boy am I slow on the uptake.  Big Grin

Hey, cut me some slack, I am an ABBA fan.
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#33
RE: Nerdy insults.
The closest you'd come to understanding quantum entanglement would be if you ever learned to tie your shoes.

(April 1, 2017 at 9:04 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(April 1, 2017 at 8:52 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: A black hole would spit you out.

Not in one piece, you would be spaghetti-fied. It would be worse than getting hit by a semi. You do remember that the gravity is so heavy not even light can escape it. You'd be flattened, stretched out and severely elongated way beyond recognition. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/12/27/256897343/...ters-a-lot

Stretch or splat, neither are appealing to me. Who cares if what is left of you get's spit out, you are toast either way.

(April 1, 2017 at 8:58 am)Alex K Wrote: Best so far. Short, clear and mean.

Now I get it....... DUH I make Ken Ham look like a Nobel Prize winner. Boy am I slow on the uptake.  Big Grin

Hey, cut me some slack, I am an ABBA fan.
You and Mark Watney.
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#34
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"I'll bet you say 'pies are round, stupid!' a lot."
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#35
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Your mama so fat when she gets in the sea there is notably less land in low lying areas.

Your penis is so small they are using it to test the efficiency of the latest electron microscope, so far they still cant find it.

You are so obnoxious that if you Wikipedia obnoxious there is al link to your facebook account.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.




 








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#36
RE: Nerdy insults.
Hey! Quarky McQuarkface!
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#37
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Your soup tastes really funny.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#38
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I changed my mind, the universe does care that you are in it.

I accidentally got your post card in my mail box. It was from the Andromeda galaxy, it said "Wish you were here".
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#39
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You run Windows.
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#40
RE: Nerdy insults.
(April 1, 2017 at 3:57 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: You run Windows.

Which version? I have 10 and while PCs on average are cheaper, at least with 10 I have not had anywhere near as many problems with it as people had with Vista. It does seem however that company has made very other OS new version crappy just to get you to buy the next one. 

Your computer is an abacus.Your resolution is monochromatic. Your modem is 1400 baud. 

I saw you eating at Arby's "Simpsons reference =when the twin girls were on the playground and one said "I am so hungry I could eat at Arby's"
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