Nerdy insults.

[Joods]

You don't play D&D right.

"Your mamma's so ugly your daddy has to roll a 26 to get any."

But he takes a -4 penalty for not wearing the right equipment.

[Brian37]

A black hole would spit you out.

Not in one piece, you would be spaghetti-fied. It would be worse than getting hit by a semi. You do remember that the gravity is so heavy not even light can escape it. You'd be flattened, stretched out and severely elongated way beyond recognition. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/12/27/256897343/...ters-a-lot

Stretch or splat, neither are appealing to me. Who cares if what is left of you get's spit out, you are toast either way.

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A black hole would spit you out.

Best so far. Short, clear and mean.

Now I get it....... DUH I make Ken Ham look like a Nobel Prize winner. Boy am I slow on the uptake. 

Hey, cut me some slack, I am an ABBA fan.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

The closest you'd come to understanding quantum entanglement would be if you ever learned to tie your shoes.

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A black hole would spit you out.

Not in one piece, you would be spaghetti-fied. It would be worse than getting hit by a semi. You do remember that the gravity is so heavy not even light can escape it. You'd be flattened, stretched out and severely elongated way beyond recognition. 

http://www.npr.org/2013/12/27/256897343/...ters-a-lot

Stretch or splat, neither are appealing to me. Who cares if what is left of you get's spit out, you are toast either way.

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Best so far. Short, clear and mean.

Now I get it....... DUH I make Ken Ham look like a Nobel Prize winner. Boy am I slow on the uptake. 

Hey, cut me some slack, I am an ABBA fan.

You and Mark Watney.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

"I'll bet you say 'pies are round, stupid!' a lot."

[downbeatplumb]

Your mama so fat when she gets in the sea there is notably less land in low lying areas.

Your penis is so small they are using it to test the efficiency of the latest electron microscope, so far they still cant find it.

You are so obnoxious that if you Wikipedia obnoxious there is al link to your facebook account.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

Hey! Quarky McQuarkface!

[brewer]

Your soup tastes really funny.

[Brian37]

I changed my mind, the universe does care that you are in it.

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I accidentally got your post card in my mail box. It was from the Andromeda galaxy, it said "Wish you were here".

[Gawdzilla Sama]

You run Windows.

[Brian37]

You run Windows.

Which version? I have 10 and while PCs on average are cheaper, at least with 10 I have not had anywhere near as many problems with it as people had with Vista. It does seem however that company has made very other OS new version crappy just to get you to buy the next one. 

Your computer is an abacus.Your resolution is monochromatic. Your modem is 1400 baud. 

I saw you eating at Arby's "Simpsons reference =when the twin girls were on the playground and one said "I am so hungry I could eat at Arby's"