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Nerdy insults.
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#1
Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 9:27 am
Your mother's butt is so big it has a deleterious effect on the troposphere!
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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 10:11 am (This post was last modified: March 31, 2017 at 5:43 pm by Alex K.)
Yo mama so fat, her tailor has to take into account correction factors of GM/c^2 when taking measurements of waist sizes.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 10:37 am
Ingest meconium
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 10:41 am
You're so dumb you think Linear B is a straight line.
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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 3:28 pm
You're so dense that light can be observed to bend around your head.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 3:34 pm
not nerdy, but a good one anyhow:


yo momma a good old soul

she got a ten ton pussy and a rubber asshole
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm (This post was last modified: March 30, 2017 at 4:50 pm by LastPoet.)
What is faster?

#1: human thought
#2: The speed of light

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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 31, 2017 at 12:45 am
I slept with your mum last night.
It was like throwing an icy planetesimal through the Oort cloud.
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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 31, 2017 at 12:57 pm
You don't play D&D right.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: Nerdy insults.
March 31, 2017 at 1:19 pm
(March 31, 2017 at 12:57 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: You don't play D&D right.

"Your mamma's so ugly your daddy has to roll a 26 to get any."
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