...on the food stuck in your keyboard? I'm good for a week or so, but I'd run out of salsa on day three. 
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I haven't cleaned it for so long that I'm afraid it's sentient by now. It also has no moral courage so I'm almost sure it would eat me first.
 (April 10, 2017 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...on the food stuck in your keyboard? I'm good for a week or so, but I'd run out of salsa on day three. Better question, how long can one go without cleaning their screen and keyboard. (Note to self, nobody wants to hear about how you get your jollies).
there's enough cat hair on mine (thank you Emergency Auxiliary Backup Cat #2) that I'm going to decline eating from it . . .
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 (April 10, 2017 at 10:07 am)Brian37 Wrote:(April 10, 2017 at 6:17 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: ...on the food stuck in your keyboard? I'm good for a week or so, but I'd run out of salsa on day three. Umm... what's my lifespan?
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Don't worry, my friend. If this be the end, then so shall it be. 
lol ew my keyboard is quite clean
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My keyboard must contain a wormhole to another universe. The volume of the keyboard can't possibly hold all that went down between the keys.
All I have on my keyboard is a little dust. I'd starve pretty quickly.
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 (April 10, 2017 at 11:57 am)TheRealJoeFish Wrote:(April 10, 2017 at 10:07 am)Brian37 Wrote: Better question, how long can one go without cleaning their screen and keyboard. (Note to self, nobody wants to hear about how you get your jollies). Approximately 8 more days. Dammit, I've got to stop telling people my plans for them! Forget everything you just read... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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