Remember when you Demon-crats feared the very possibility of "President Palin"?
Here are 10 Reasons why you should look back on such concerns with nostalgia:
10. She has SOME governing experience.
9. She's not beholden to Russian oligarchs.
8. She'd be too drunk to threaten North Korea right about now.
7. She can read from a teleprompter.
6. She doesn't have holdings all over the world creating conflicts of interest.
5. She hasn't gone bankrupt multiple times.
4. She's never raped anyone.
3. Her favorite pastime, babbling incoherently on a cable channel nobody watches, is cheaper than golf.
2. She's never boasted about her genitals during a formal debate.
...and the number 1 reason why Palin would make a better president right now...
1. Two words: BETTER HAIR!
Here are 10 Reasons why you should look back on such concerns with nostalgia:
10. She has SOME governing experience.
9. She's not beholden to Russian oligarchs.
8. She'd be too drunk to threaten North Korea right about now.
7. She can read from a teleprompter.
6. She doesn't have holdings all over the world creating conflicts of interest.
5. She hasn't gone bankrupt multiple times.
4. She's never raped anyone.
3. Her favorite pastime, babbling incoherently on a cable channel nobody watches, is cheaper than golf.
2. She's never boasted about her genitals during a formal debate.
...and the number 1 reason why Palin would make a better president right now...
1. Two words: BETTER HAIR!
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church
™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
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™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to.
And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:
