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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 11:59 am
Never met a gay little person, but I used to know a gay giant. He was 7'2" tall. His boyfriend was 5'3".
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 12:14 pm
Met alot of smaller gay people. That is because I am tall, and if you envy me, you can have my spine aches.
My wife is significantly shorter than me. so what? human ingenuity only needs a couple of pillows.
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 1:15 pm
And think about it. 7 guys living together and not one of them ever thought to get cozy with Snow White? What's that all about?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 1:24 pm
(June 1, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Hammy Wrote: (May 30, 2017 at 11:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Either they're mostly gay or Smurfette is making a killing!
Turns out that Smurfs breed like ants. One female queen and tons of males.
When she's not fucking she's dropping smurfs out her vag.
By the way... wanna know the favorite fetish of a smurf?
In fact... by default smurfs have red faces but they turn blue after a smurfing. Dirty buggers.
So what you're saying is that Smurfs are Feegles who've been cruelly deprived of their heritage, what?
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 1:43 pm
Gay little people sound so adorable.
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 6:33 pm
(June 3, 2017 at 1:24 pm)Tazzycorn Wrote: (June 1, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Hammy Wrote: Turns out that Smurfs breed like ants. One female queen and tons of males.
When she's not fucking she's dropping smurfs out her vag.
By the way... wanna know the favorite fetish of a smurf?
In fact... by default smurfs have red faces but they turn blue after a smurfing. Dirty buggers.
So what you're saying is that Smurfs are Feegles who've been cruelly deprived of their heritage, what?
Oh, how terrible. All that adultery. No wonder we never hear about smurfs going to heaven. Can they even be saved?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
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RE: Gay Little People
June 3, 2017 at 11:28 pm
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(June 3, 2017 at 12:14 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Met alot of smaller gay people. That is because I am tall, and if you envy me, you can have my spine aches.
My wife is significantly shorter than me. so what? human ingenuity only needs a couple of pillows.
Pillows are fine, but remember - no matter how much you sweat, NEVER let go of the handlebars.
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RE: Gay Little People
June 6, 2017 at 5:44 am
I'm 5'4, do I count? haha
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