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I guess the L stands for Liberal
#61
RE: I guess the L stands for Liberal
(June 11, 2017 at 7:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(June 11, 2017 at 7:45 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Contradictory responses are common in those who have multiple personalities.

None of the voices in my head can agree on anything.

Apart from Roger.

Roger only ever says, "Duh, I's Roger!"

And the other voices agree that yes, he is indeed Roger.
Do you ever let Roger do open heart surgery?

Only on the criminal element.

I took the oath to do no harm.

Roger didn't.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#62
RE: I guess the L stands for Liberal
(June 11, 2017 at 7:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(June 11, 2017 at 7:46 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Do you ever let Roger do open heart surgery?

Only on the criminal element.

I took the oath to do no harm.

Roger didn't.
Hippocrates sent me. You passed this test.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#63
RE: I guess the L stands for Liberal
(June 11, 2017 at 7:49 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:
(June 11, 2017 at 7:48 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Only on the criminal element.

I took the oath to do no harm.

Roger didn't.
Hippocrates sent me. You passed this test.

Passed the first time.

It took me six attempts to pass the oath the first time...

Big Grin

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#64
RE: I guess the L stands for Liberal
Ah any time my spelling errors lead to a comedy routine .It's a good day Smile
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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