Christian thinks the Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s Flood.
June 11, 2017 at 5:32 pm
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I know people have argued that it was caused by the flood, but isn't this supposed to be one of the wonders of the world? Which implies it's rare. If it was caused by the flood, shouldn't there be grand canyons all over the world?
Rapid inundation with massive amounts of flood water don't create features like the Grand Canyon, be thinking what you would see would be more like the coulees in eastern Washington state.
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What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
(June 12, 2017 at 8:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy. Sadly those are not mutually exclusive.
This reminded me when I read autobiography about guy that was going on Liberty University to become a preacher how he once visited some natural monument with his friends from college. Girl he was with came to a plaque that described how that Natural Bridge was formed over millions of years and that greatly offended her so she started spitting on the plaque and kicking it with her boots and even regretted she was in the mixed company because she wanted to drop her pants and take a shit on it.
So I googled "creationists vandalize" and what do you know: ![[Image: C3l1vgu.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FC3l1vgu.png) ![[Image: gc5hMsI.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2Fgc5hMsI.png) ![[Image: CwksfV5.png]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i.imgur.com%2FCwksfV5.png)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
As I said, they are ignorant fucks. And there is nothing more dangerous than an ignorant fuck with a bible.
 (June 12, 2017 at 8:39 am)Chad32 Wrote:(June 12, 2017 at 8:35 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: What!? God could have made new canyon but could not make new animals, so poor Noah had to drag them. Well, God is either incompetent or lazy. One thing that "God" isn't. Existant.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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June 12, 2017 at 1:17 pm
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
RE: Christian thinks Grand Canyon was caused by Noah’s flood.
June 12, 2017 at 1:36 pm
(This post was last modified: April 1, 2019 at 11:17 am by LadyForCamus.)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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