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The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 2:37 pm
(June 15, 2017 at 4:35 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: row-2-right.jpg]


More evidence that God intended penises to be in clams.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 2:41 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 2:44 pm by Mystical.)
*shudders
(July 8, 2017 at 2:29 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Yes, but would you wash it first?



U yyyyyyyessss??? Why do you ask???
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

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#143
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 3:03 pm
I was in the POOL!!!!!!

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I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#144
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 3:21 pm
(July 8, 2017 at 2:24 pm)Luckie Wrote: Whats fixed? 0.o

It still says teaboy and there's no biscuits!

WHERE'S THE BISCUITS, BEN??!!! 

I changed it using the mobile version. It didn't work. I'll log on and do it properly later.

Quote::HEART: 

I just like giving you a hard time, don't mind me. Hehe

When you say it with hearts, you can say what you like and I don't think I'd mind Blush

Quote:Sure send any evidence u want over to Esquilax inbox, I'm sure he might enjoy it. Wink You do seem his type, teaboy.. Anyways that's the rules, all evidencuary evidence must go through Esquilax. If u suddenly feel shy, don't be. He's bi.

Lol the rest of this conversation is unfit for a SFW thread.

*cough* PMs *cough*
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#145
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 4:12 pm
(July 8, 2017 at 12:42 pm)Ben Davis Wrote:
(July 8, 2017 at 8:01 am)Hammy Wrote: Mine is *redacted*. Which is *redacted*, yay.

I *redacted*.

Hammy, this is the SFW thread

What I said was perfectly SFW! Tongue
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 4:24 pm
(July 8, 2017 at 3:21 pm)Ben Davis Wrote: I changed it using the mobile version. It didn't work. I'll log on and do it properly later.

Done. It makes me sound like a really shit superhero.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 5:49 pm
I'm Batman!

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 8:14 pm
No, I'm Batman!

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 9:57 pm
I have penis. I have plenty of penis to spare. I don't want to bogart all the penis. Why does nobody want the penis?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
July 8, 2017 at 10:29 pm (This post was last modified: July 8, 2017 at 10:30 pm by Fireball.)
(July 8, 2017 at 9:57 pm)Cyberman Wrote: I have penis. I have plenty of penis to spare. I don't want to bogart all the penis. Why does nobody want the penis?

Well, I don't like mine all that much, either. I try hard to give mine to my wife every chance I get, but she keeps giving it back, all limp.
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