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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 8:04 pm
(June 16, 2017 at 7:59 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: UCXdkN5.jpg]

Must be gentile.
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 8:10 pm (This post was last modified: June 16, 2017 at 8:11 pm by Fireball.)
(June 16, 2017 at 8:04 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(June 16, 2017 at 7:59 pm)Fireball Wrote: [Image: UCXdkN5.jpg]

Must be gentile.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 11:42 pm
MY COCK IS THE THE TRUTH!
MY COCK IS THE THE RESURRECTION AND THE THE LIFE!
MY COCK IS THE THE ONE FOR WHOM NO MAN WAITS AND FOR WHICH THE THE WHOLE WORLD YEARNS!

Also this.

http://www.penissizes.org/average-penis-...nd-country

I am seriously considering using some of the information on that page in a potential review of The Full Monty. Horse is not alone in the Black community in having a perfectly normal-sized penis. Then again, I do have to keep a relatively conservative audience in mind.
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#104
RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 16, 2017 at 11:44 pm
https://youtu.be/hwhd2xzc4WI
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 8:15 am
(June 16, 2017 at 10:57 am)Cyberman Wrote:
(June 16, 2017 at 8:19 am)ignoramus Wrote: Chimp, did they need to put a chimney stack on the coffin? curious?

They'd have to bury me seven feet down.

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 1:07 pm
It's real!

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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 1:54 pm (This post was last modified: June 17, 2017 at 1:54 pm by vorlon13.)
(June 17, 2017 at 1:07 pm)chimp3 Wrote: It's real!

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Just wait till the rest of the men here hit 60 or there abouts.  Cold ain't half the hazard to a showy display that a visit to a urology clinic is.  Jesus Fucking Christ, my urologist looks like Jason Statham and Vin Diesel had a love child, but boinking him is the last thing on my mind while he is poking around my equipment looking for 


CANCER !!
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 1:56 pm
Jesus fucking Christ!!

Nut cancer, dick cancer, butthole cancer, goddamit, ain't anything off fucking limits ???
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 1:59 pm
(June 17, 2017 at 1:56 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Jesus fucking Christ!!

Nut cancer, dick cancer, butthole cancer, goddamit, ain't anything off fucking limits ???
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RE: The Neverending SFW Penis Thread
June 17, 2017 at 2:03 pm
blood in semen can also result from playing too hard . . . .


Tongue



I can still manage to choke it down.
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