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Beards can protect you from being gay

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Beards can protect you from being gay
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 1:33 am
I heard leather and assless chaps could keep you from turning gay.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 2:02 am

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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 4:03 am
Beards do NOT protect you from being gay. The only way to protect yourself is to wear a respirator with a filter size not more than 1 micron. The size is essential to keep out the gay germ (Bacillus candelabra). Use of the respirator is absolutely vital at Russian Orthodox church services, parades where people wear clothing of more than two colours, and airport restrooms frequented by known conservative lawmakers.

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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 4:07 am
I know a dude who wanted me to be his beard. Poor thang. If anything, he'd have been my beard. Lol!

Oh. But this is about hair in the face. CIJS? When I say most of my friends are gay men, I'm not exaggerating. Most of my friends are gay men. Most of my gay man friends have hair in their face and they like to kiss other hairy faces.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 5:01 am
Of course most of your male friends are gay!
I cannot imagine a hetero man wanting to be just friends with you for more than say, 20 minutes?, before needing to fuck your brains out!

(Or is it just me?)
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 6:41 am
That's very inappropriate, iggy. You said the f-word.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 7:13 am
(June 21, 2017 at 1:33 am)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: I heard leather and assless chaps could keep you from turning gay.

Chaps are by definition assless.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 7:18 am (This post was last modified: June 21, 2017 at 7:20 am by chimp3.)
With beards :


[Image: donald_trump_with_a_beard.jpg]


[Image: th?id=OIP.4WGoNAJWNViuC_gJ_XeNvQDMEs&pid...=300&h=300]

Without beards:

[Image: trump-putin-horse.jpg?w=438&h=296]
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 7:43 am
So in gay lingo a bear is a man with a beard?
I thought it was just a polite way of saying a man is fat.
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RE: Beards can protect you from being gay
June 21, 2017 at 7:50 am (This post was last modified: June 21, 2017 at 7:52 am by Kitan Etos.)
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