Beards can protect you from being gay

[Jackalope]

I heard leather and assless chaps could keep you from turning gay.

[Thumpalumpacus]

I decided to place this under humor, because sometimes religious ignorance is not deserving of a religious news affiliation.

Beards can protect you from being gay, according to the head of the Russian branch of a Christian church.

Metropolitan Kornily, Primate of the Russian Orthodox Old Believer Church, explained men should stop shaving to ‘protect themselves from homosexuality’.

Vladmir Putin has previous backed and supported Kornily.

‘God gave us the rules: it is written that God created everyone with a beard. We can not imagine Christ or some saint without a beard. One should not oppose its creator,’ Kornily said in an interview with Russia’s National News Service.

He also goes on to explain the beard’s special status has ‘completely disappeared from the Catholic West.’

In an ironic turn of events, Putin always appears with a clean-shaven face. Kornily has not publicly commented on this.

He has no further evidence of a beard’s apparent ‘protective’ powers.

https://www.gaystarnews.com/article/bear...an-priest/

Clearly hasn't read The Advocate.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Beards do NOT protect you from being gay. The only way to protect yourself is to wear a respirator with a filter size not more than 1 micron. The size is essential to keep out the gay germ (Bacillus candelabra). Use of the respirator is absolutely vital at Russian Orthodox church services, parades where people wear clothing of more than two colours, and airport restrooms frequented by known conservative lawmakers.

Boru

[J a c k]

I know a dude who wanted me to be his beard. Poor thang. If anything, he'd have been my beard. Lol!

Oh. But this is about hair in the face. CIJS? When I say most of my friends are gay men, I'm not exaggerating. Most of my friends are gay men. Most of my gay man friends have hair in their face and they like to kiss other hairy faces.

[ignoramus]

Of course most of your male friends are gay!
I cannot imagine a hetero man wanting to be just friends with you for more than say, 20 minutes?, before needing to fuck your brains out!

(Or is it just me?)

[Alex K]

That's very inappropriate, iggy. You said the f-word.

[Gawdzilla Sama]

I heard leather and assless chaps could keep you from turning gay.

Chaps are by definition assless.

[chimp3]

With beards :







Without beards:

[Little lunch]

So in gay lingo a bear is a man with a beard?
I thought it was just a polite way of saying a man is fat.

[Foxaèr]

So in gay lingo a bear is a man with a beard?
I thought it was just a polite way of saying a man is fat.

Not all bears are fat, though the majority of them are.
A bear, technically, just has to be hairy.

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