Am I nuts? I like Jesus..:)

[Dropship]

some of us are still being astonished . . .

That's kind of my attitude about most things theists say on here. On occasions where someone sincerely blows my mind with how fucking outrageously stupid or insane they are, I'll say my catchphrase, "That's, like the name says, astonishing."

But mate, a primitive jungle tribe would think you were nuts if you told them- "The earth is round and is floating through an emptiness called space"  and they wouldn't believe you.
Same with Jesus, he knew our human minds couldn't take in the big picture of life and the universe-
"You hardly believe me when I tell you earthly things, so how would you believe me if I told you heavenly things?....
....I know where I came from and where I am going, but you have no idea where I come from or where I am going.....you are of this world, I am not of this world" (John 3:12,John 10:38,8:14,8:23)

[Astonished]

But I'd understand based on their living conditions why they're ignorant of basic information. You, on the other hand, are without excuse, but I know you're a shit-eating fucktard troll, so you're without excuse. So do us all a favor and fuck the fuck off. Go troll a Christian forum and make yourself useful, if they see what your mentality is doing to you, maybe it'll convince a few of them to leave their faith.

[drfuzzy]

But I'd understand based on their living conditions why they're ignorant of basic information. You, on the other hand, are without excuse, but I know you're a shit-eating fucktard troll, so you're without excuse. So do us all a favor and fuck the fuck off. Go troll a Christian forum and make yourself useful, if they see what your mentality is doing to you, maybe it'll convince a few of them to leave their faith.

        THIS  ^^^    Good one, Astonished!  Great BURN. Actually, atheists need more loonies like DropShit.  They're the best argument for atheism on the planet.

[downbeatplumb]

That's kind of my attitude about most things theists say on here. On occasions where someone sincerely blows my mind with how fucking outrageously stupid or insane they are, I'll say my catchphrase, "That's, like the name says, astonishing."

But mate, a primitive jungle tribe would think you were nuts if you told them- "The earth is round and is floating through an emptiness called space"  and they wouldn't believe you.
Same with Jesus, he knew our human minds couldn't take in the big picture of life and the universe-
"You hardly believe me when I tell you earthly things, so how would you believe me if I told you heavenly things?....
....I know where I came from and where I am going, but you have no idea where I come from or where I am going.....you are of this world, I am not of this world" (John 3:12,John 10:38,8:14,8:23)

These things can be proved. In fact the ancient greeks were able to deduce the size of the planets circumference using wells, sticks and maths.

We can see other bodies in space for example the mood and sun.

But of god there is no trace.

[Dropship]

..the ancient greeks were able to deduce the size of the planets circumference using wells, sticks and maths.
We can see other bodies in space for example the moon and sun.
But of god there is no trace.

We can "see" God in all the good deeds done by christians, just as we can "see" Satan in the rants spouted by some atheists.
Anyway, all the star-gazing by scientists won't spot God's cloaked vessel..-
"God goes by me but I see him not" (Job 9:10)
"God rides upon a swift cloud" (Isaiah 19:1)
"..praise to the Lord, to him who rides the ancient skies above, whose power is in the skies." (Psalm 68:33-34)
"Is not God in the heights of heaven? And see how lofty are the highest stars!" (Job 22:12)

[ComradeMeow]

I have similar attitudes towards various Islamic figures although I do not think I could rank them as over 50% positive, maybe 40% at the most.

[Astonished]

..the ancient greeks were able to deduce the size of the planets circumference using wells, sticks and maths.
We can see other bodies in space for example the moon and sun.
But of god there is no trace.

We can "see" God in all the good deeds done by christians, just as we can "see" Satan in the rants spouted by some atheists.
Anyway, all the star-gazing by scientists won't spot God's cloaked vessel..-
"God goes by me but I see him not" (Job 9:10)
"God rides upon a swift cloud" (Isaiah 19:1)
"..praise to the Lord, to him who rides the ancient skies above, whose power is in the skies." (Psalm 68:33-34)
"Is not God in the heights of heaven? And see how lofty are the highest stars!" (Job 22:12)

Would you fuck off already? You're clearly not interested in converting anyone or having a productive discussion, so why are you still here? Shape the fuck up (fat chance) or get lost, already.

On the off-chance you think you're going to get anyone on your side, you're at best going about it completely the wrong way, and at worst (my opinion) you're insulting everyone's intelligence by assuming this happy-ass condescending bullshit will have any effect, in which case, sit on a garden gnome.

[Succubus]

But I'd understand based on their living conditions why they're ignorant of basic information. You, on the other hand, are without excuse, but I know you're a shit-eating fucktard troll, so you're without excuse. So do us all a favor and fuck the fuck off. Go troll a Christian forum and make yourself useful, if they see what your mentality is doing to you, maybe it'll convince a few of them to leave their faith.

Don't be so hard on the lad.
If you fuckers had bothered to investigoole his history, then it would immediately become obvious his antics are a cry for help. Not an attention seeking cry for help mind you, as in, 'I don't know whether I'm a Christian or an atheist' sort of fucked in the head attention seeking cry for help. No, this guy is inch's away from slashing woman’s throats.

Dropship
Steady on mate, I've got an army of loyal fans all over internetland, here's some of their feedback I get..-

Spannerose- "I would like you to know that the result of reading your posts I am left with the desire to pick up my bible for the first time in years"
ChildofLight - "So good to read your responses, some are quite witty and made LOL"
HenryS - "You are brilliant in finding appropriate phrases. Another one of your superb emails to store"
Sarah4Jesus - "Listen to him, he is a great teacher"
Kierri - "That was one of the best explanations I've ever heard!"
Haimehenmmli - "I LOVE IT MATE!!! I'm going to put it into my files, with some of my other favorites, from you"
Saipan1777 - "Spot on, bravo"
Ainglkiss - "You write so well. Keep up the great work"
BlessedOne - "Glad to have you here! Jesus is the way!"
MonkGirl - "Wow, thank you! That is really comforting...and all I really needed to hear!"
JeffC - "HELL YEAH! PREACH IT BROTHER, THE REALITY WAY! (LUV YUR STYLE....)
Honeybearx - "This was very good reading thank you"
Megan - "I just wanted to tell you that I loved this story, it was very touching"
Sherry Anne - " i love your posts"
Antipas - "Brilliant yet again"
Easynote - "ROFL you are pure class, another of your timeless classics!"
Kermit - "RIGHT ON THE MONEY AND FUNNY, TOO"
Chrysalis55- "Just want to say, I love your posts and your messages not only inspire me, sometimes they make me laugh"
Evenflow- "I just LOVE this post You have made me smile BIG TIME this morning. Good for you and what a great attitude you have to life xx"
Luismtzzz- "I like how you reason religion. I am enjoying your answers"
Apple Pie - "Come on over to 4church, we could do with your input and your humour"
Lillian - "please come back..it's nice having you on the board"

Choose one line of this "history" of his that he's so proud of and drop it into Google. The consensus to date among smart folk is, It's an Oedipal thing, and tolerating his thousands of posts on forums such as this one is what helps keep our streets safer. He's trying real hard Ringo.
Sites such as this one are doing a sterling job of keeping 'Mick' off the streets.

Joined March 5th 2017 1,959 posts

Please help keep this man busy.

[Astonished]

But I'd understand based on their living conditions why they're ignorant of basic information. You, on the other hand, are without excuse, but I know you're a shit-eating fucktard troll, so you're without excuse. So do us all a favor and fuck the fuck off. Go troll a Christian forum and make yourself useful, if they see what your mentality is doing to you, maybe it'll convince a few of them to leave their faith.

Don't be so hard on the lad.
If you fuckers had bothered to investigoole his history, then it would immediately become obvious his antics are a cry for help. Not an attention seeking cry for help mind you, as in, 'I don't know whether I'm a Christian or an atheist' sort of fucked in the head attention seeking cry for help. No, this guy is inch's away from slashing woman’s throats.

Dropship
Steady on mate, I've got an army of loyal fans all over internetland, here's some of their feedback I get..-

Spannerose- "I would like you to know that the result of reading your posts I am left with the desire to pick up my bible for the first time in years"
ChildofLight - "So good to read your responses, some are quite witty and made LOL"
HenryS - "You are brilliant in finding appropriate phrases. Another one of your superb emails to store"
Sarah4Jesus - "Listen to him, he is a great teacher"
Kierri - "That was one of the best explanations I've ever heard!"
Haimehenmmli - "I LOVE IT MATE!!! I'm going to put it into my files, with some of my other favorites, from you"
Saipan1777 - "Spot on, bravo"
Ainglkiss - "You write so well. Keep up the great work"
BlessedOne - "Glad to have you here! Jesus is the way!"
MonkGirl - "Wow, thank you! That is really comforting...and all I really needed to hear!"
JeffC - "HELL YEAH! PREACH IT BROTHER, THE REALITY WAY! (LUV YUR STYLE....)
Honeybearx - "This was very good reading thank you"
Megan - "I just wanted to tell you that I loved this story, it was very touching"
Sherry Anne - " i love your posts"
Antipas - "Brilliant yet again"
Easynote - "ROFL you are pure class, another of your timeless classics!"
Kermit - "RIGHT ON THE MONEY AND FUNNY, TOO"
Chrysalis55- "Just want to say, I love your posts and your messages not only inspire me, sometimes they make me laugh"
Evenflow- "I just LOVE this post You have made me smile BIG TIME this morning. Good for you and what a great attitude you have to life xx"
Luismtzzz- "I like how you reason religion. I am enjoying your answers"
Apple Pie - "Come on over to 4church, we could do with your input and your humour"
Lillian - "please come back..it's nice having you on the board"

Choose one line of this "history" of his that he's so proud of and drop it into Google. The consensus to date among smart folk is, It's an Oedipal thing, and making thousands of posts on forums such as this one is what helps keep our streets safer. He's trying real hard Ringo.
Sites such as this one are doing a sterling job of keeping 'Mick' off the streets.

Joined March 5th 2017 1,959 posts

Please keep this man busy.

Blech...politics forum. I'd say I try to avoid politics religiously, but someone might take it the wrong way.

[Succubus]

Blech...politics forum. I'd say I try to avoid politics religiously, but someone might take it the wrong way.

Whooosh!