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time for you to become a Muslim. accept it

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time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
I_am_not_mafia Offline
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RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 4:13 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2017 at 4:14 pm by I_am_not_mafia.)
(July 22, 2017 at 2:37 pm)Youwait Wrote: This is in lieu of my introduction post in which I stated I have to convert 7 of you into Islam in order for our mosque imam to let me marry his daughter at a discount dowry .  I will start by teaching you about the quran.pay attention. I don't wanna have to repeat myself . don't upset me .

Please be specific on how we can upset you. Is it just by getting you to repeat yourself or are there other ways? Of course I'm only enquiring so I know what to avoid doing.


(July 22, 2017 at 2:37 pm)Youwait Wrote: Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom . please wait for me . I shall return . prepare yourself to become a Muslim in the meantime.

OK. I shall lube myself while you are being inspired by the process of defecation.
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#12
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 4:17 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 2:55 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: See this?       



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That's a picture of Muhammad!

It's also a picture of the shits I have to give the OP.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 4:21 pm
Come on. You don't want this poor boy to have to pay more than 10 camels do you? 

Youwait, what will you or your imam consider proof of conversion?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#14
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 5:26 pm
Sum ergo sum
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RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 5:31 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2017 at 5:31 pm by Longhorn.)
Not convincing. The punctuaction in your other thread was good, but 'I've', 'in lieu' and 'discount dowry' killed the vibe. 9/12 would troll again
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#16
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 5:42 pm (This post was last modified: July 22, 2017 at 5:50 pm by Youwait.)
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RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 6:04 pm
(July 22, 2017 at 5:31 pm)Longhorn Wrote: Not convincing. The punctuaction in your other thread was good, but 'I've', 'in lieu' and 'discount dowry' killed the vibe. 9/12 would troll again

Heleeeerr! Howdydo?
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#18
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 7:08 pm
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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#19
RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 8:52 pm
Youwait,

Thanks for sharing. You've made some interesting points.
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RE: time for you to become a Muslim. accept it
July 22, 2017 at 10:13 pm
Haha love this guy!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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