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The Bible, LOL
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The Bible, LOL
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...elation_22

Da grase of Happy Cat da Nointed Cat be wit u kittehs fer evr n evr kthxbai. Fer rlz. kthxbai! (Hai tis end! Srsly! No lai!)
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RE: The Bible, LOL
(October 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm)FadingW Wrote: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...elation_22

Da grase of Happy Cat da Nointed Cat be wit u kittehs fer evr n evr kthxbai. Fer rlz. kthxbai! (Hai tis end! Srsly! No lai!)

The funny bit is that it makes more sense than the mainstream bible.
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RE: The Bible, LOL
Though that was painful to read, it was quite hilarious. xD
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RE: The Bible, LOL
hilarious, it shouldnt of been a cat, but a straw man! Wouldnt that be ironic Wink
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RE: The Bible, LOL
(October 17, 2010 at 5:09 am)Eiskalt Wrote: Though that was painful to read, it was quite hilarious. xD

No more painful than the real Bible.
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RE: The Bible, LOL
Here's the koran version of it http://lolkoran.blogspot.com/
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RE: The Bible, LOL
(October 16, 2010 at 11:12 pm)FadingW Wrote: http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?tit...elation_22

Da grase of Happy Cat da Nointed Cat be wit u kittehs fer evr n evr kthxbai. Fer rlz. kthxbai! (Hai tis end! Srsly! No lai!)

So love Ceilling Cat and Basement Cat and happy Cat!!ROFLOL

kthnxbai!
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