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Things I never knew

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Things I never knew
Clueless Morgan Offline
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#1
Things I never knew
August 14, 2017 at 11:46 am
That I had a blonde vortex on the top of my head
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That my skull was... that shape
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Shaving your head isn't that traumatic (I didn't honestly think it would be but there was that wonder...)
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How my Halloween costume options would explode!
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How quickly your head gets cold without hair
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Teenaged X-Files obsession + Bermuda Triangle episode + Self-led school research project = Atheist.
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RE: Things I never knew
August 14, 2017 at 12:03 pm
You actually have a really good head shape. Most people have really strangely shaped heads.
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RE: Things I never knew
August 14, 2017 at 12:24 pm
Hehe.... Time to get that bald spot tanned! Tongue
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RE: Things I never knew
August 14, 2017 at 1:01 pm
I actually knew a guy who used this:

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He basically spray-painted the top of his head.


Don't try that.
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RE: Things I never knew
August 14, 2017 at 1:02 pm
Is a big Mr Clean earring an option ??

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RE: Things I never knew
August 15, 2017 at 1:02 am
Welcome to the bald club.  We have punch and pie.

Also, real talk (hopefully without being weird/creepy because that's certainly not my intent): you look great Smile
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RE: Things I never knew
August 15, 2017 at 5:11 am
Jesus Christ! I wouldn't want to meet you in a dark alley!

hehe ...Nah....... you're still beautiful, hair or no hair...
Tell the hair dresser that she gives good head. Big Grin
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RE: Things I never knew
August 15, 2017 at 11:27 am
Your so cool CM! I wish I had your courage and sense of humor.
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RE: Things I never knew
August 15, 2017 at 3:26 pm
Now our heads look alike, except yours looks so much prettier.

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RE: Things I never knew
August 15, 2017 at 5:18 pm
(August 14, 2017 at 11:46 am)Clueless Morgan Wrote: That I had a blonde vortex on the top of my head
[Image: 36520620806_537fffd032_z.jpg]

That my skull was... that shape
[Image: 36520623306_c462cc42a9_z.jpg]

Shaving your head isn't that traumatic (I didn't honestly think it would be but there was that wonder...)
[Image: 36520623926_956a3ec634_z.jpg]

How my Halloween costume options would explode!
[Image: 36520622436_bcdb1518f8_z.jpg]

How quickly your head gets cold without hair
[Image: 36567031405_0eb5e311a9_z.jpg]

My head has more scars. When I was a boy, with other boys we used to do stone throwing contests. It usually ended up with scalpel scars. It was a thing.

You go and fight that monster. Its what we do. Beauty isn't in a bit of hair. Its in personal strenght.

And you look good in a scarf.
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