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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 3:53 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 2:10 pm)shadow Wrote: I'm terrified of dead fish.

Wow... you're not the only one. I've always found something extremely creepy about dead fish.
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:13 pm
I'm not afraid of any of you bastards! Come at me m8
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:33 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 4:13 pm)Longhorn Wrote: I'm not afraid of any of you bastards! Come at me m8

Thanks for the set up!



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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:42 pm




I'm still afraid of the last 2 of the 4 things Vance Joy used to be afraid of.
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm
Glitter.

Long story.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 3:53 pm)Hammy Wrote:
(August 25, 2017 at 2:10 pm)shadow Wrote: I'm terrified of dead fish.

Wow... you're not the only one. I've always found something extremely creepy about dead fish.

Mmmm....Dead Salmon with couscous. Creepily delicious!Big Grin
[Image: grilled-salmon-butter-couscous-ck-x.jpg?itok=STJ82CF1]
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 4:56 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Thena323 Wrote:
(August 25, 2017 at 3:53 pm)Hammy Wrote: Wow... you're not the only one. I've always found something extremely creepy about dead fish.

Mmmm....Dead Salmon with couscous. Creepily delicious!Big Grin
[Image: grilled-salmon-butter-couscous-ck-x.jpg?itok=STJ82CF1]

Lol... my friends and siblings torment me too. They troll me by doing things like messaging me random pictures of dead fish, chasing me around the beach with dead halibut, and changing my desktop background to festering fish. There's no escape  Confused
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 5:05 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2017 at 5:06 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(August 25, 2017 at 4:33 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(August 25, 2017 at 4:13 pm)Longhorn Wrote: I'm not afraid of any of you bastards! Come at me m8

Thanks for the set up!




Best one for "Go on then! Come at me!" ("Be as vicious as you like with it!") is this one:





ETA: LMFAO the one you posted already was the same one, just a different version....

FUCK YEAH. I love that sketch. It's my favorite Monty Python sketch ever.
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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 5:19 pm
(August 25, 2017 at 5:05 pm)Hammy Wrote: FUCK YEAH. I love that sketch. It's my favorite Monty Python sketch ever.

Woah, that's a high bar. I'd have to go with:



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RE: The phobia thread
August 25, 2017 at 5:44 pm (This post was last modified: August 25, 2017 at 5:44 pm by brewer.)
(August 25, 2017 at 4:56 pm)shadow Wrote:
(August 25, 2017 at 4:45 pm)Thena323 Wrote: Mmmm....Dead Salmon with couscous. Creepily delicious!Big Grin
[Image: grilled-salmon-butter-couscous-ck-x.jpg?itok=STJ82CF1]

Lol... my friends and siblings torment me too. They troll me by doing things like messaging me random pictures of dead fish, chasing me around the beach with dead halibut, and changing my desktop background to festering fish. There's no escape  Confused

I can't help it, you guys keep setting me up.



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