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There, I Fixed It!

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There, I Fixed It!
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There, I Fixed It!
August 26, 2017 at 11:35 am
Post your fixes or a cool or funny one you've seen. I'll start it with this one-


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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 26, 2017 at 11:52 am
I took this myself at a motel. 
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 26, 2017 at 12:20 pm
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 26, 2017 at 12:23 pm (This post was last modified: August 26, 2017 at 12:34 pm by vorlon13.)
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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 27, 2017 at 1:26 am
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 27, 2017 at 9:16 am
Not my own, but from the Season 6 episode of M*A*S*H, "The Smell Of Music".

Major Winchester has taken up the French Horn and not very well ("The sadistic sounds of Doc Winchester and his all-moose orchestra").

Long story short, after the horn ends up getting crushed under a jeep, Winchester takes it to a local craftsman, Sang Nu, for repair. It comes back like this:


At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
August 27, 2017 at 2:29 pm
A few years ago I had a tower crap out on me so I Frankenstein'd another tower and took the cooling cone that cover's the heat sink over the CPU and got it to work. The problem was that the cone was too big to put the side panel back on. It looked like the hood of a muscle car with those huge air intake scoops, but standing on it's side.
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
September 22, 2017 at 11:33 am
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 7, 2017 at 10:18 pm
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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 7, 2017 at 11:52 pm
Um, yeah.  I'd like to retract this one:

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Turns out that was an emergency repair to an important hiway link in Alaska after the catastrophic 1964 Good Friday Earthquake. The necessity of the repairs vacates, IMO, any criticisms afterwords for being a 'kludge'.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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