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There, I Fixed It!

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There, I Fixed It!
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 7, 2017 at 11:58 pm
I can't see a single image on this page... just tons of urls Huh
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October 8, 2017 at 12:00 am
Black crude ??

Texas tea ??
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 12:13 am (This post was last modified: October 8, 2017 at 12:16 am by Fireball.)
(October 8, 2017 at 12:00 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Black crude ??

Texas tea ??

Black gold. I remember that show from my youth. Donna Douglas is about as attractive to me as I am to her, 50 years later.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Douglas

Oh, wait! She's fucking dead.  Guess I waited to long to ask her out. Confused

And technically, it should be gallons of urls for your joke to work...
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 12:19 am
She was in an interesting Twilight Zone ep before Beverly Hillbillies.

The episode was quite famous, Eye of the Beholder.
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 12:29 am
(October 8, 2017 at 12:19 am)vorlon13 Wrote: She was in an interesting Twilight Zone ep before Beverly Hillbillies.

The episode was quite famous, Eye of the Beholder.

I'll let it rattle around in the roulette wheel of my memory. It'll probably hit the right slot sometime tomorrow. She was steamin' hot, back in the day.
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October 8, 2017 at 12:47 am
[Image: The-Eye-of-the-Beholder.jpg]
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 8:16 am
(October 8, 2017 at 12:47 am)vorlon13 Wrote: [Image: The-Eye-of-the-Beholder.jpg]

guh
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 8:57 am
Do you get like that from holding bees?
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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 10:41 am
Timely?

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RE: There, I Fixed It!
October 8, 2017 at 11:37 am
Believe it or not, I know a guy who had a hang fire and turned the gun around to look down the barrel, on two different occasions. He didn't need to have the barrel already pointed at him. The Range Officer (not me, those times) kicked his ass off the range permanently after the 2nd iteration. He reloaded his own ammo, Rolleyes  so who knows what he did there; maybe it only had a primer and no powder.
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