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Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 12:12 pm
This dude comes into the restaurant where I work almost every day for lunch. A coworker pointed out to me that he's a little crazy. After doing some research, my reaction was, "a little?"
Not only is he a Trump ass (not surprising in Central Florida), but says that God is the reason or the season. This guy, and others like him, are the reason that Christians support Trump. Disgusting.
On Jim Bakker's show:
An article from RWW.
His book.
It's taking all I have not to say something to this guy. He almost always comes in alone, and he's very quiet, but one of my coworkers has started a couple of conversations with the dude; she's a little less skeptical than I, and listens raptly. I wonder how I could play it without getting fired...
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 12:20 pm
Don't. It's not worth it.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 12:24 pm
"The customer is always right," even when he a Drumpfuck shithead.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 12:55 pm
(August 26, 2017 at 12:20 pm)Thumpalumpacus Wrote: Don't. It's not worth it.
(August 26, 2017 at 12:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: "The customer is always right," even when he a Drumpfuck shithead.
Ooooooohhhhkaaaaayyyy. I'll refrain. Dammit.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 1:20 pm
How are his tips?
No, not those, monetary tips.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 1:30 pm
(August 26, 2017 at 1:20 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: How are his tips?
No, not those, monetary tips.
Hahahaha! He's a strict 15 per center. He's not much work, though. He keeps a crazy-low profile.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 1:45 pm
Hey, you know what you could do? Take his toast and scrape it a bit so it looks like jesus. Then watch the fun.
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
August 26, 2017 at 1:50 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2017 at 2:33 pm by brewer.)
If I were you I'm not sure if I could resist fucking with this guy.
Drop subtle nondescript remarks within ear shot and walk away (I got a message, I had a vision, a miracle happened, I received a command, I'll be at the meeting.......)
Edit: the day is coming, it has been foretold, we shall rise up, .........
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RE: Mark Taylor, the "Firefighter Prophet"
July 3, 2018 at 11:51 am
If you still see Mark Taylor coming in and want to have some fun with him, I suggest a trick from George Orwell's "1984" novel, where Julia messes up Winston's mind by handing him a note saying "I love you". I would give a few bucks to a hippie with long hair and beard to drop a note on Mark's table, then leave quickly. Write on the note "I love you", sign it- "Jesus". Crazy boy Mark's psyche will melt down like throwing water on the Wicked Witch of the West (lol). As long as the practical joke isn't traced back to you, your job will be safe.
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