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Poop emoji
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 (September 8, 2017 at 11:50 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Hello, I would like to petition for a poop emoji here on AF please. I had a dream about the poop emoji recently and I don't even like emojis.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
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Putting a 'poop' emoji on most posts here would be equivalent to gilding a lily . . . .
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RE: Poop emoji
September 8, 2017 at 7:40 pm
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2017 at 7:41 pm by chimp3.)
Any one looking for poop flinging advice please access ww.poopflingingchimp3//scatolianprimatechimp3//stinkychimp3//skatinyourfacechimp3//eeewchimp3//hasnotevolvedhandwashingskillschimp3.com
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
I don't really find poop to be super amusing but I do think the poop emoji could be very useful 💩
 RE: Poop emoji
September 8, 2017 at 8:42 pm
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2017 at 8:45 pm by Fireball.)
(September 8, 2017 at 7:40 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Any one looking for poop flinging advice please access ww.poopflingingchimp3//scatolianprimatechimp3//stinkychimp3//skatinyourfacechimp3//eeewchimp3//hasnotevolvedhandwashingskillschimp3.com eeeyyeeeaaaaahhh, NO. Not clicking into that. I did think about the gorilla flinging all that shit, that it's for sure it didn't go wash it's hands afterwards. I also noticed that it ran off like a chickenshit after it threw the poo. That gorilla could probably dismantle that gardener with its bare hands.
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 RE: Poop emoji
September 8, 2017 at 10:49 pm
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2017 at 10:59 pm by Whateverist.)
(September 8, 2017 at 1:21 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(September 8, 2017 at 1:18 pm)Neo-Scholastic Wrote: Better above it than below it. But not when they come to visit at our own house. But here's a funny, true poop story. I'm not exactly a free and easy shitter. My parents made it clear this was a dirty business and shameful to the max. So imagine my horror the time I went spelunking with my then new wife along with assorted other family members and friends - and discovered some fifty feet down that explosive diarrhea was imminent. I had very little time to pick an appropriate spot. It was a popular cave and most of it is accessible. It was horrible. Took years to see any humor in it.   hit::hankey:  For something that's supposed to work none of these do and they are all suggested by that link, Tibs. 
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I hate the word poop.
Adding a p to poo does not make it more friendly. Poo is the friendly word in comparison to shit. |
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