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Get those kids o there! (Theists at Jacksonville try to pray Hurricane Irma away)
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RE: Get those kids o there! (Theists at Jacksonville try to pray Hurricane Irma away)
(September 11, 2017 at 11:27 am)Minimalist Wrote: Didn't work, fucktards.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/11/us/hurrica...index.html


Quote:Jacksonville is getting record storm surge and faces severe flash flooding

Looks like "jesus" said "go fuck yourselves!"

Are you saying Jesus is now blowing His followers out of His ass ?
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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