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**Minimalist** · September 8, 2017 at 8:44 pm

Quote: Why humanity, why?

Um, jesus. The single biggest cause of human stupidity known.

**BrianSoddingBoru4** · September 8, 2017 at 9:13 pm

I'm guessing that prayer is going to be somewhat less effective than steering currents.

Boru

Gawdzilla Sama · September 8, 2017 at 9:34 pm

(September 8, 2017 at 8:07 pm)Luckie Wrote:
(September 8, 2017 at 7:15 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: No surprise there. My cousins tried to cancel the eclipse.

... whyyyyy?

To show god's power over natural events.

Thing is, a cloud blew over just before totality, and that was good enough to claim success.

Court Jester · September 8, 2017 at 11:18 pm

(September 8, 2017 at 5:23 pm)causal code Wrote: Some crazy people at Jacksonville beach to try to "pray" Irma away.
The adults can go ahead and do that silly nonsense, but why drag those kids into it?

The news story:
https://www.news4jax.com/weather/hurrica...y-and-pray

Why humanity, why?

I hate the idea that Irma's going to come in and destroy so much shit, but it would be a real pisser from this end if it didn't.
It's a no win situation.

**Joods** · September 9, 2017 at 12:13 am

(September 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Luckie Wrote:
Quote:"As Christians, we are told in scripture that we can speak storms to quiet down like Jesus did," organizer Mary Parker said. "People care about Jacksonville. They care about the beaches, yes. They don't want any more erosion, they don't want any more destruction of property or families dying. They came to prevent what happened in Texas."

Um.. do they think that not a single Texan got the bright idea to pray the storm away???

It's like watching Natives pray to an active volcano to get it to stop being angry. Same diff. Primitive and somewhat chilling. Mostly just sad though. They probably can't get out of town. I do hope they left and took actual precautions in saving they and their children's lives..

I pity people who do this and really think their "praying" will actually work.

How awesome would it be if they all suddenly became atheists because the reality of life smacked them around hard enough to wake their silly asses up to the fact that their precious "god" doesn't give a shit about them.

**Minimalist** · September 9, 2017 at 1:12 am

Quote:I pity people who do this and really think their "praying" will actually work.

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Pat Mustard · September 9, 2017 at 1:14 am

(September 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Luckie Wrote:
Quote:"As Christians, we are told in scripture that we can speak storms to quiet down like Jesus did," organizer Mary Parker said. "People care about Jacksonville. They care about the beaches, yes. They don't want any more erosion, they don't want any more destruction of property or families dying. They came to prevent what happened in Texas."

Um.. do they think that not a single Texan got the bright idea to pray the storm away???

It's like watching Natives pray to an active volcano to get it to stop being angry. Same diff. Primitive and somewhat chilling. Mostly just sad though. They probably can't get out of town. I do hope they left and took actual precautions in saving they and their children's lives..

Did they not sacrifice a virgin? Always works, though these days it's hard enough to find a virgin.

**Mystical** · September 10, 2017 at 10:01 pm

(September 9, 2017 at 1:14 am)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(September 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Luckie Wrote: Um.. do they think that not a single Texan got the bright idea to pray the storm away???

It's like watching Natives pray to an active volcano to get it to stop being angry. Same diff. Primitive and somewhat chilling. Mostly just sad though. They probably can't get out of town. I do hope they left and took actual precautions in saving they and their children's lives..

Did they not sacrifice a virgin? Always works, though these days it's hard enough to find a virgin.

All the pretty ones were taken. Don't want to sacrifice second choice meat to god, might piss him off!

Ok that was bad. But seriously I didn't know a single pretry church girl virgin growing up and I lived in church town Kansas USA. Our middleschool had a "breakout" of 6th grader pregnancies my senior year, at least 20 of them.

Jehanne · September 11, 2017 at 11:10 am

(September 8, 2017 at 5:48 pm)Luckie Wrote:
Quote:"As Christians, we are told in scripture that we can speak storms to quiet down like Jesus did," organizer Mary Parker said. "People care about Jacksonville. They care about the beaches, yes. They don't want any more erosion, they don't want any more destruction of property or families dying. They came to prevent what happened in Texas."

Um.. do they think that not a single Texan got the bright idea to pray the storm away???

It's like watching Natives pray to an active volcano to get it to stop being angry. Same diff. Primitive and somewhat chilling. Mostly just sad though. They probably can't get out of town. I do hope they left and took actual precautions in saving they and their children's lives..

I think that a lot of these people are just looking to meet so that they can have sex later on; prayer is an aphrodisiac for them. Don't you listen to Delilah?

**Minimalist** · September 11, 2017 at 11:27 am

Didn't work, fucktards.

http://www.cnn.com/2017/09/11/us/hurrica...index.html

Quote:Jacksonville is getting record storm surge and faces severe flash flooding

Looks like "jesus" said "go fuck yourselves!"

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